24Hyattsville, United States
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My self-summary
Generic, bland, feigningly self-deprecative, description here. I'm more interesting than the babysitter you had fourteen years ago.

Chobani is absolutely disgusting. Namely, blood orange. Seriously, it's like eating ground up multi vitamins in dairy form.

everything on my profile is outdated; reality is relative; get bent.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find my way to my classes at the last possible minute because who needs a solid five, consecutive, hours of sleep anyway? Speaking of classes, I'm a studio/ art history major at UMD. I'm one of those. I generally live in art-soc, so, if you see me, make loud noises in my general direction I guess.

I've seen an alarming amount of people on here around various metro stops and exchanged really awkward semi-eye-glances, like, "hey, I've seen you- you've seen me. I'm not going to say hi to you since you stopped responding to my messages six months ago, cunt. but hey anyway, I guess." Or just seeing strangers from the Internet in the wild is just weird to begin with.

Oh, I like going to shows to run the risk of possible brain damage and breaking my glasses. If I'm not at work, or trying to find somewhere to sleep in DC, I'm generally around U Street avoiding getting my teeth punched in.
I’m really good at
I'm really good for a robust laugh. ROBUST. Like coffee. I can be the Zooey Deschanel to your Joseph Gordon-Levitt and we can just be super buds. YEAH.

I like making people smile. I'll go out my way and completely embarrass myself to make that happen, haha. Obviously I learned all of my life lessons from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

I'm also pretty good at the Piano, I've been playing since practically the womb and suzuki trained. Apparently that's a big deal, who knew. The ukulele also takes up a lot of my time. AND ABOVE ALL ADVENTURES.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair and/ or lack of height. I'm really short and have really big hair. Which is kind of funny, since everyone I meet expects me to be much, muuuch, taller. Oh, and my eyes are way too big for my face so if you're into proportions I guess you're shit out of luck.

Oh, right, and I like to dress in really loud obnoxious patterns and dye my hair funky colors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: wicked, son of a witch, disco bloodbath, the prince.. I pick up a lot more books instead of actually finishing them. That doesn't mean to say that I don't like reading, I just don't finish very many things.

Music: Them Crooked Vultures, Man Man, Mister Heavenly, Hank Williams, The Smothers Brothers, Francoise Hardy, The Unicorns, Islands, Joy Division, Andrew Bird, Gogol Bordello, Led Zeppelin, The Reign of Kindo, Yes, Tool, The Goo Goo dolls, Kimya Dawson, Cocorosie, Sunset Rubdown, Sufjan Stevens, Ingrid Michaelson, Little Joy, Stravinsky, Rachmaninoff, Elizaveta, Why?, Pavement, The Mountain Goats, The Dodos, Of Montreal, Timber Timbre, Etta James, The Kingston Trio( lot-o-other thangs)

Movies: Fritz the Cat, A Patch of Blue, Milo and Otis, Towel Head, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Party Monster, Battle Royale, Doubt, Harvey, La Vita e Bella, Numb, Anything with Cary Grant, Creepshow, Paper Moon, Juno, The Fifth Element, The King's Speech, When Harry Met Sally

I really hate Casa Blanca. Let's fight about this over really disappointing cocktails at a loud, crowded, bar.
Six things I could never do without
My glasses, of which I inexplicably tend to lose a lot. Like, a lot, a lot.
Decent beer.
Bad relationships (they build character).
Nice socks.
Lonely men on the internet that have way too much money.
High quality arugula.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That awkward moment when "that awkward moment" is an overused prepositional phrase.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting in my bed, and listening to The Bluetones because red is my favorite color.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck on my teeth a lot and wonder if I'm slowly knocking them loose.

I also dedicate hours and hours into compiling playlists for people who are never going to listen to them. I find it a lot more therapeutic than writing letters I'll never send.
You should message me if
*Mostly* everything on my profile is heinously outdated.

try not to send me a message saying "cool hair" or otherwise complimenting the stuff protruding from the follicles on my head.

Also, I have no interest in being your unicorn so plz stop asking me to be your bedroom experiment w/ yr s/o's ((((((((((':
The two of us