From Yorkshire I originally hail,
But now to Bristol comes all my mail.
I came here to study,
And I was a bit cruddy,
But amazingly I didn't bloody fail!
I like to play a good video game,
Regardless if people think they are lame.
I'll travel when I can,
Well that is the plan,
and I jog when I can stomach the pain.
I do enjoy having a laugh,
And meeting new people I like not-half.
Unless they start fires,
Which I find I admire,
About as much as a dog likes a bath.
Though I might use a sauce or a book.
Some people might whine,
Say that's not how to dine,
But quite frankly I don't give a fuck.
But what else do they have to report?
The sky is blue,
My god who knew?
I should think of a better retort...
I also enjoy comedy (Graham Linehan, Charlie Brooker, South Park Futurama and old Simpsons, and many of the classic British sitcoms), well-made and interesting dramas (Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, Sherlock), rock and indie music, and food. Often Indian, though not exclusively. I like turtles.
My Mac and the pomposity it bestows on me
Food, obviously, but you know what I mean
Friends and family
Not necessarily in that order
But I prefer to hang out in pubs.
Though I may just stay clear,
Chill with mates and a beer,
Eating copious amounts of grub.
There certainly is no debate.
I would pay lots of money,
To replace them with bunnies.
God, what were you thinking of mate?
Fuck the system!