28Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
I opened Pandora's Box once. There was no calamity, no screaming demons swooped down, the world did not end. There was just a used condom, and a note stating "Sorry for the inconvenience".
What I’m doing with my life
Basically trying to see how much bullshit I can get away with before life slaps me again. Always an entertaining endeavor.
I’m really good at
Making half the people in a room laugh and the other half call the police.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Mommy, why is that man yelling at a stopsign?" "Quick, walk back to the car"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mad Max. The Dark Tower. All else is moot.
Six things I could never do without
The internet,
Old ugly deathtrap cars,
And a cat so I have something to blame for the messes I make stumbling around the house in the wee hours.
6 ran away.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How great it would be, to just, be, hexxus from Fern Gulley.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing my friday wasnt my tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to Taylor Swift.
You should message me if
...if this whole being an adult thing is strange and confusing and youve decided to abstain.
The two of us