Chicago The Cat Lady Capital of the World
This is a WTF profile enjoy.
I tried to scare off a certain demographic,
And ended up scaring away EVERYONE!!
I'm a modern day
This profile is redonkulous (over the top)
a little reading won't hurt you.
I'm just trying to entertain all these
I hate the word "Swag"
Makes me think of dirt weed.
I exude that shit.
(Not Dirt Weed)
Passion of the Christopher.
Enough of this dating non-sense
I just want to hang out with you,
And show you something
Outside of Dive bars and Netflix...
It's almost summer lets go on an adventure!
I KNOW WHERE the GOOD PARTIES Are.....DA shorty's BE BUMPIN.
Maybe you will find me really interesting.
Or maybe hanging out with me is like
You just can't take your eyes off
of those damn "Red Flags"
My Profile & Pictures Will weed out
The Close minded
Mitt Romney Types.
This is 2013 sweetheart.
I'm confident and comfortable.
THiNK ANDRE 3000
Prince, Lenny Kravitz
RANT N RAVE.
RAVES ARE SO 1999
If You Shop At RAVE let me
I Don't Really Like OK CUPID at The moment.
It's a LOVE?!/HATE?!
I guess a Large
Percentage of Profiles
1. Beard UPDATE: April 2013 (I have a beard)
2.Tattoos.... hmmmm someday?
(Lumber Jacks) Never.
.RockABillies.====> black a Billy
Sorry Ladies, I prefer
being an androgynous ________.
However with the beard for Summer 2013
I will focus on masculine looks.
If You figure it out please do share.
Whatever I am.
It sure Feels AWESOME.
GET HIGH ON LIFE!
I will cover up The Shitty
Tattoo work I received while traveling Ireland,
as a young 18 year old numb-skull
with a half sleeve eventually
Then I'm coming for you.
If You like Prince,
or a well dressed man
You Ride Bikes & Live in
Vintage Wonder Women
Please Come Find Me.
We shall Frolic together;
Play Dress Up,
and make mixtapes.
You create things.
You are an artist, or maybe
You make people look,
and or feel pretty
BIKE and DANCE to
Vinyl wear dead peoples
CLOTHES and eat/bake all kinds
Dear OK CUPID:
Your many lonely hearts are jiggering around like pac-man ghosts in a maze of age/sex/height/weight/race requirements, your feelings spangled like palimpsests of graffiti on a bathroom wall - just look at the mess you’ve made: it's annoying.
"My love's more richer than my tongue" (King Lear). Shakespeare ought to be glad he never had to describe himself for a dating profile. So I'll get on with it...
It's been theorized I was born with an overabundance of personality and then stumbled upon more in wandering this ball of dust. Along with a plethora of personality, I was fortunate with an epic temperament, which is really just an overindulgent way of saying: I think deeply, feel broadly, love widely, laugh regularly, and banter a mite bit too much. Many of my better qualities are quite contradictory, and many people have said they've never met anyone else like me. I choose to take that as a compliment. Regardless, I learn something new every day, talk about semi-interesting and obscure things, laugh at myself constantly. I enjoy affection for art, music, film, literature, and play well with kids and adults. I'll take board games or video games, a big, fat book or magazines, and silence or obnoxious media chatter. I love the challenge of traveling to a place where they speak a different language. Occasionally knocked off balance, I find strength in 6-mile runs,100 Mile bike rides, exotic teas, and dancing. I love nature and outdoor activities hiking, biking,back-packing/camping
kayaking, and swimming in places other than pools. Move easily from left to right brain? Sure, though I still have to SAY the alphabet to remember it. Teach me a new word, then use it in a sentence and I'm tickled. I'm not ticklish, I don't know why! I am one to say what I mean, then do what I say. But that presupposes I can remember what I said. If you can track my circuitous stories, put me back on course, then indeed I am a man of my word. I mostly just try to better others lives and my own as well, when doing so doesn't infringe upon the well being of the rest of humankind. Finally - I am NOT perfect and proud of it. Imperfections make us.
On a hot pink bike
With no brakes
Wearing daisy dukes.
2013 is a wonderful year for me. Working on the slow transition from working for other companies to starting a Clothing fashion/business retail store of my own!
Slangin Watches On Michigan Avenue.
In the summer time coming home from urban cycling adventures on average around 3-5am
Teaching myself new Things.
Meeting New and interesting people.
Fancy Looks & Reading Books.
Laughing.Loving. Being a Nomad, Vagabond.
Creating Things(Art).Impacting the Lives of others.
Dreaming While cycling , and singing at the top of my lungs.
THE BEAT BOX.
Challenge Me to a
(Current Challengers (58) April 2013
IVE GOT MAD DANCE GAME.
1 challenger (updated April 2013)
I love to eat new places, try new ethnic foods.
Discover new cultures,music etc.
I believe In this life ( Diversity Is Paramount)!!!
Your Sex Drive Is Higher Then Average,
However you only want to sex
Every Other Day.
Bicycles, Motorcycles,scooters & Mopeds.....
I like BIG BUTTS
and I Cannot Lie..
ARE YOU AFRAID OF LOVE?
What the fuck is Love anyway?
It's okay though We just keep it casual.
Over Seas Travels, over 30 countries and counting...
New hobbies to Partake.
What to learn Next?
I have a super Huge imagination.
I'm a day dreamer.
A visionary of sorts.
Hmmmm where to eat today?
I'm constantly thinking.
Four Scores and Seven Years ago.
I Seldom drink coffee
I don't know how you people do it?
My energy is mostly organic.
I have several Hundred Pairs of Kicks.
I'm one of the long lost Afro Jews...
You like BEARDS.
Because it seems all of the babes I have eyes for
On OKCupid have the whole "I love Beard somewhere in profile or questions.
I don't know what it is?
THE BEARD IS IN FOLKS
I'm going ZZ Top on your ass.
You like pizza.
I have unlimited pizza resources
And can make many pizzas happen.
Whenever you want.....
You understand the non sexual benefits of hanging out together in
you would like to hang out
Or make art
I'm really not this serious, I just enjoy writing.
Hopefully you're into reading...
At the risk of sounding de fromage, but how to describe this without resorting to beaches and walks and sunsets, and other such platitudes? For starters, I don't like to create unnecessary expectations; it's just that connection, that special thing, that defies all lists of attributes and qualities and desires and check marked boxes. With that said, I'm partial to people whose joie de vivre outweighs their existential angst, who have a sense of connection with the rest of the world, whose political and social thinking angles leftward; and, who give generously, argue passionately, laugh loudly, and insist on seeing the glass as half full. I am looking for people who will not cringe at my goofiness and will appreciate my serious side. You are passionate about life and not half-hearted in your endeavors. You think in color, and want to try new things but not shun the mundane. Someone uncommonly kind, generous, funny, and smart, who also considers herself sensitive, curious, and attentive. And somehow, you manage to spare people's feelings while finding a way to be totally straight-arrowed. You appreciate both high and pop culture; who is both traveled and sophisticated but also open to learning something new every day; marching to her own drum with both grace and aplomb. Perhaps most importantly, you want a relationship in which you are not subordinate, not dominant, not identical, but entirely complementary. In my imagination, we go out, flirt shamelessly, explore our combustible chemistry, finish the Sunday puzzle, and fall hopelessly in love. We can also just have a few cocktails and laugh about online dating. If you are honest with yourself and others, have integrity, and are truly compassionate, then I would like to get to know you. Other than that, surprise me! I love to have all expectations shattered now and then.
P.S.: If you RIDE A BIKE, BONUS POINTS
OK, enough of this loquacious reading...