I'm loyal, honest, generous, thoughtful, sentimental, and have all my teeth.
Animals and small children adore me.
I'm the fourth of five siblings. Never married, and have no children or crazy exes. Great communicator, and extremely observant and self aware. I live in Manhattan's Lower East Side, and I've always been unconventional.
I'm look'in for a lady who likes champagne, dark chocolate covered fruit, foot-rubs, and going to brunch. The type of lady who loves getting flowers sent to her at work, laughing, Sunshine, the sea, going to shows, and surprise weekend getaways. But also enjoys nights in, red wine, and watching foreign films, maybe a rockumentary, or catching up on our shows.
I'm very affectionate.
I find lampreys, dental phantoms, and our options for the next POTUS terrifying.
When I am old and gray, I hope to still be a treasure hunter. I wouldn't mind discovering Atlantis, or the fountain of youth, but my most important accomplishment will be finding you.
Listening without being judgmental, playing devil's advocate to assist in seeing things from a different perspective, and taking care of friends.
Picking something new that I want to try off menus.
Reading people's vibes and acting accordingly, be they socialites or goons.
Doing things you like that I wouldn't otherwise do.
Finding travel deals.
Billiards, poker, nurturing plants back to life, helping you get over some d-bag that broke your heart, an orangutan impersonation, shattering preconceived notions, dispelling common male stereotypes and misconceptions, exceeding expectations.
Perhaps how easy it is to talk to me.
Stand by Me, Coming to America, Lost Boys, The Artist, Stranger than Fiction, Being John Malcovich, Goonies, One Crazy Summer, Cinema Paradiso, Secretary, movies with the word Labryinth in the title, Tim Burton, Almodovar and Wes Anderson movies. Sound City, It Might Get Loud, St Vincent, The Theory of Everything
Modern Family, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Buying Alaska, Friday Night Lights, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords, Game of Thrones
The Kinks, Stones, Bowie, Queen, T-Rex, The Smiths, Neil Young, Spoon, Jack White, The Black Keys, Ratatat, Cake, Local Natives, Wu Tang
I'm Spanish and enjoy sharing plates and drinking while I eat, so Tapas. Also French, Japanese, Thai, Mexican, Italian, Greek, Halal, BBQ, West Indian, Malaysian, Indian...
I am not a finicky eater, and I like to try new things whenever I can.
My absolute favorite though...
is whatever you make best,
even if that happens to be toast (hopefully it's not tofu).
bourbon (red wine, gin, or rum)
dairy (cheese and ice cream)
The first and last are the only two that I could not do without.
How I can't stand Terminal Five, even though so many bands I want to see play there.
How the female equivalency of men taking pictures of their abs in the bathroom is the duckbill face.
My thoughts are eclectic,
almost always in the proverbial gutter.
I have a dirty mind.
I have a gift when it comes to naughty gchat.
When I first moved to the city many, many moons ago, I remember an interview with a Temp agency where I found the rep extremely attractive, and I was desperate for work. She went down the list of skills, wanting a response regarding my proficiency in each. As an English major fresh out of school, I responded, "No, no, no..." until she looked me in the eye and inquired, "Dictaphone?" I remember blushing (not knowing what it actually meant), thinking about rent and school loans to pay off, and responding, "I guess so."
You like it when a man opens doors for you, waits for you to take your seat, and walks on the outside.
You are not a person who says "literally," when what you mean is actually "figuratively."
You want to exchange messages but ultimately do want to meet in person.
You want to be surprised.
I'm interested in meeting new people.
I certainly don't think I'm every woman's type, but I can be gregarious and charming and get along with practically everyone; not that I'm interested in practically everyone.
If you write me and I do not respond, please do not be offended. I appreciate that you enjoyed my profile and that you took the time to tell me something.
Naturally, I am not without flaws.
I have a tendency to get into mischief.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
I can, occasionally, be self-destructive.
I can seem hot and then cold. Though, my cold is never frigid, and when I'm hot, it is so incendiary that it is unsustainable; but I'm grateful that this is the case, otherwise I would never get any work done.
Nevertheless, I am always sincere.
I am a romantic at heart, and I'll always comport myself like a Southern gentleman/Spanish caballero.
This Prince is looking for his Princess.
Does the glass slipper fit?
Go ahead, try it on for size.
You might be able to squeeze into it for a night or two.
Hopefully, it'll be a perfect fit!