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I'm an aspiring supervillain looking for a faithful partner-in-crime. I don't have any particular super powers, but I do make a mean plate fajitas and I'm told I have an eye for the artistic side of life. Judge me by the company I keep and you'll find I'm magnetic, creative, considerate, trustworthy, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Wait, that's my old boy scout training coming out again. I'm actually dastardly and sarcastic, but my sunny disposition often obscures those traits.
Not much really gets under my skin, but the right person can every time. That's what I want - someone who can change my outlook and share in the spoils of eventual global domination. In the meantime, she should be willing to settle for more local conquest, contemplative evenings and raucous entertainment. The ability to laugh when prompted at poorly timed jokes said in inappropriate situations is essential. If there's one thing I do consistently, it's try to make people laugh - even if it is just myself.
I am obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
Music, like most people, is a constant in my life. I drift between electronic (for example: Art of Noise), rap (Foreign Beggars), alt (VAST), classics (zep), etc. Ideally, I'll spend a night a week at a nearby pub listening to my favorite Irish crooner in town (Shay Veno.)
As for food, I'll tell you a story. I grew up thinking Jewish food was the worst. Every time I ate it at my grandmother's, it was terrible. So dry. So bland. So in need of a half-bottle of Heinz just to be palatable. I eventually confessed to my mom that I really didn't care for Jewish food because every time my grandmother served us, it was barely edible. My mom explained through a laugh that Jewish food is actually very good - my grandmother was just a terrible cook. Since then, I've determined all food has qualities I can like or dislike, they key is to finding a competent chef.
- Body Wash
- A Good Pair of Shoes
- A Great Pair of Jeans
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood
And do such bitter mudslinging as the campaigns
Would quake to look on.
ManosDelSino Inc. has an opportunity for a Partner in Crime (PiC). The ideal candidate would rock a skin-tight leather body suit, or at least have an aristocratic air in a Toga. Applicants should feel free to express opposing viewpoints openly while maintaining personal independence.
MdS Inc. is also now recruiting henchman for work in an exciting field. Great benefits including free uniforms, medical, dental, retirement and paid vacation. Must work some holidays.
Some openings may be available for Mad Scientists to work in factory setting.
ManosDelSino is an Equal Opportunity Employer.