29 Middle River, United States
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My self-summary
I don't care for football or people who are spoiled.

Also, I'm more socially awkward on this site than in person. Funny how that works out.
What I’m doing with my life
Ya know, stuff. Things. Why spill all the beans here? Christ, that sounds shady. I have a job, kay?
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic, quoting Its Always Sunny, finding the best sub-reddits, ect.

Generally useless shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look 16. It's a blessing and a curse, honestly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There's no way to fill out this portion without sounding like a pretentious dick. But just to keep it interesting, I'll throw one from each out there.

Movie: The Road.
Shows: I recently started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, and it's fucking great.
Music: Been on a huge Sharon Van Etten kick lately.
Food: All the low carb food. But pizza is my weakness.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, let's be serious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Coffee and Netflix. Working every Saturday is a bummer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got into a physical altercation with Anthony Michael Hall. BOOM.

Also, I find feet repulsive. Gross.
You should message me if
If you want to talk about how Rainer Maria is the most under rated band in the world.