Show me around town and I'll tell you stories of all the stupid things I've done over the years!
I'm actually just here to find people to have dance-offs with.
I'm the perfect date for weddings, invite me along and I'll be sure everybody know how fantastic and successful and stunningly good looking you are before I drag you out on the dance floor with me.
Used to work on a ranch in the Arizona desert, so I guess you could call me "farmboy" when you order me around.
I don't have kids and I don't do drugs, but I really enjoy bad pickup lines. Nobody can be perfect I guess.
I have a tattoo that you might just barely be able to see the corner of.
I wear waaaaay too many coats because I just moved from the desert to here. Anything below 70 is jacket weather for me.
Don't have the Mohawk or beard anymore, sorry I'm boring again.
Movies: If its a syfy original movie then yes, that.
Food: I know how to make bachelor chow that will blow your mind, and I know how to make pizza in a crock-pot.