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My self-summary
Just moved to Virginia from Arizona. I'd rather freeze than bake in the heat any day!
Show me around town and I'll tell you stories of all the stupid things I've done over the years!
I'm actually just here to find people to have dance-offs with.
I'm the perfect date for weddings, invite me along and I'll be sure everybody know how fantastic and successful and stunningly good looking you are before I drag you out on the dance floor with me.
Used to work on a ranch in the Arizona desert, so I guess you could call me "farmboy" when you order me around.
I don't have kids and I don't do drugs, but I really enjoy bad pickup lines. Nobody can be perfect I guess.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching horror movies about caves and then going caving, dancing like there's no tomorrow, spontaneously moving across the country to start a new life all over because I secretly love moving. You know, the same old same old.
I’m really good at
Dancing, dry humor, knowing exactly what to watch on netflix, losing at board games. Yup, I'm the whole package.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm vaguely tall.
I have a tattoo that you might just barely be able to see the corner of.
Blue eyes.
I wear waaaaay too many coats because I just moved from the desert to here. Anything below 70 is jacket weather for me.
Don't have the Mohawk or beard anymore, sorry I'm boring again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Gods, Name of the Wind, Gargoyle, Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, anything by Brandon Sanderson.
Movies: If its a syfy original movie then yes, that.
Food: I know how to make bachelor chow that will blow your mind, and I know how to make pizza in a crock-pot.
Six things I could never do without
Good warm meals, good cold meals, good warm clothes, good solid boots, good company, and absolutely shitty, terrible movies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How unnatural it is to breathe when you exercise, which makes swimming absolutely the superior exercise.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home reading a book, out dancing at a club or bar, hiking through the mountains, or maybe kicking back with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I'm subconsciously attracted to women I think might be able to take me in a fight.
You should message me if
If you're serious about the dance off offer. If you want to go caving. If you want to try my wonderful bachelor chow. If you want coffee on a boring afternoon.
The two of us