47Antioch, United States
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My self-summary
Rant time ... Sorry ...

1. If you are under 25, you are a child. I will not support you and I am not interested in being a mom with benefits ... Gross!
2. If you are married then you should not be on a dating website and you disgust me. You are not a real man.
3. No, I am not looking for a "Friend with Benefits" (we aren't friends) and no, I do not want to F@&k ... Calling me obscene names when I tell you no thanks will not change my mind.

If you are one of the above and contact me, I will block you. Please don't misunderstand, I am not a bitter hag, I'm just losing patience with the obnoxiousness. Apparently my profile is not clear enough.

Rant over ... Thank you


I've been working way too much and am ready to get out and enjoy life. I have a quick wit and a very warped and sarcastic sense of humor. I love watching the Preds (even though I'm a little upset with them this season), like riding my Yamaha FZR600, fishing and going out on my boat on Percy Priest ... but make no mistake, I'm still all girl and would like to be treated as such. I'm very loyal, honest, straight forward, passionate (i am italian), adventurous, caring, funny, and independent (although I hate doing stuff alone).

I pay my own bills and looking for the same in a partner. I don't expect you to always pay so don't get offended if I occasionally pick up the check.

I've been divorced for 6 years with no drama and no human children. I do have two overly spoiled and rambunctious weenie dogs.

I love taking road trips, going to movies, going for walks, Dave & Busters, any Zoo or Aquarium and trying out new restaurants. I really do love the simple things in life and would love to find someone to share them with.

I'd love to have the right man in my life but I'm not the type to settle just to have A man in my life.

I don't date married men, sorry. No exceptions.
What I’m doing with my life
Unfortunately working too much. I need a little help "getting a life".

I work in correctional healthcare ... it's very interesting.
I’m really good at
... being ornery ... Hee hee. I'm good at lots of stuff so not sure how to answer this. I used to country dance back in the day, I'm a good shot with my 9mm, I can dress a wound. I'm a bit domestically challenged though.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my eyes and my long legs, the cougar tail on my motorcycle jacket ... then I say something goofy :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a big movie buff so love all kinds of movies. Current favorite tv shows are Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, Grimm.

Music depends on my mood. I just don't like rap, death metal or anything too obnoxious. Love Nora Jones and stuff like that.

Food ... I like trying new things. I typically like the basics (chicken, steak, etc) but love Mexican, Japanese, Steak houses, good Italian. I like seafood but hate fish.

A man that can cook is super sexy :-)
Six things I could never do without
That's a tough one and never is a long time ...

My family,
my loyal friends,
my puppies,
my cell phone,
my medication
and my big girl toys (don't be a pervert! I meant the boat, motorcycle, guns, etc 😜)

Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What did I forget to do at work? I wonder if the weenie dog peed in the house while I was sleeping? I wonder if the weather will be nice enough this weekend to take the boat out or go ride with the cougar pride? I wonder why some jerk complained about a cute picture of my dachshund in a life-vest so OKCupid deleted it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing with a wiener dog on my lap playing Candy Crush or out on the bike with the girls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm .... That's a tough one. I guess ask me and I'm sure I'll tell you. I don't have many secrets.
You should message me if
You are serious about meeting me for the right reasons, aren't looking for a sugar momma (I'm more of a Splenda Momma), aren't looking for a hit it & quit it, don't have any warrants, have a great sense of humor ... And you aren't married!
The two of us