That being said......some things i would like you to know.
I have and continue to question this type of venue for authentic human experience. Its a doorway at best. Lets try to make the most of it.
I love animals of all kinds and currently can't have them. Ive circumnavigated the condo board rules by buying 50 bags of sunflower seeds and every morning dumping bowls full of them outside the bay window in my kitchen. This morning I had 5 squirrels, 4 chipmunks, a squadron of sparrows, two rock doves and a male and female cardinal out there.
I would go see live music/ theater performances/ poetry readings/ breakdance competitions etc regardless of who it was with few exceptions.
I need fresh air and open spaces for sanity;hiking, snowshoeing, kayaking, biking, camping, walking (this is still an activity regardless of what anyone thinks)
Exploring places and interacting with people is food for my soul (interesting, intelligent, devout, dynamic, boring, manic etc. Makes no difference).
I feel as comfortable in a suit as I do in sweatpants on my couch. I feel like I don't have a comfort zone and thoroughly enjoy being in new situations.
I could never work somewhere where I didn't feel fulfilled just because I made a lot of cash. Money is necessary and makes some things easier, but I'd be miserable spending 40+ hours a week somewhere I wasn't happy.
Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong time, Or maybe I was reincarnated into this time with much of my old self still intact. I try to be polite and respectful in all my dealings. That being said, if someone crosses the line I can and will verbally eviscerate them.
I love the movies and wish it didn't cost $347
dollars to go. I worked at a hospital and wrote a movie review column for their monthly newsletter. I miss going to the movies for free.
I enjoy sports/ competition and pay attention but am nowhere near as invested as I used to be. When the pats lost the superbowl and sports immortality in 2007 it broke my heart.
I've secretly always wanted my life to mimic the story from the movie "The Princess Bride".
In my spare time I'm a ninja assassin.
I'm trying to sculpt and polish the block of stone that I am into something worthwhile. There is a Thoreau quote that expresses this thought more eloquently that I will tell you some time.
Any games or sports that involve hand eye coordination
Im an excellent judge of character
Seriously though, it's probably that I'm a sarcastic wiseass. All in good fun of course.
Movies-the fountain, pans labyrinth, sandlot, Midnight in Paris, Drive, Valhalla, Dumb and Dumber, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Seven Samurai, documentaries of all kinds, Christmas movies. I'm a sucker for a love story. I like movies and find the really bad ones very funny.
Music-Otis Redding, Allen Stone, Brett Dennon, Gangstarr,Sam Cooke, Lake Street Dive,Stevie Wonder, The Fleet Foxes, Marvin Gaye, The Lumineers, The Black Keys, Jackson Browne, Lyfe Jennings, Anthony Hamilton, Etta James, Brown Bird, Matisyahu, old school hip hop, anything that I can sing or dance to. Pretty much the only music that I really don't appreciate are rap songs about how much money the artist has due to it being unoriginal, played out and unintelligent.
Shows- anything funny that doesn't have a laugh track, im a big south park fan, Trailer Park Boys, Its Always Sunny, Bobs Burgers, Masters of None, Bojack Horseman, jeopardy, sports. I don't watch much tv.
You have pets you need me to play with (my condo complex is evil and doesnt allow them)
You care about something
You can laugh at yourself and youre tolerant of sarcasm
Intelligence and humor are as important as looks. A nice mix of absolute absurdity and the ability to have a chat about something serious is very important to me.