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My self-summary
"What i am, I am, and say not. Being is the great explainer." -HDT

That being said......some things i would like you to know.

I have and continue to question this type of venue for authentic human experience. Its a doorway at best. Lets try to make the most of it.

I love animals of all kinds and currently can't have them. Ive circumnavigated the condo board rules by buying 50 bags of sunflower seeds and every morning dumping bowls full of them outside the bay window in my kitchen. This morning I had 5 squirrels, 4 chipmunks, a squadron of sparrows, two rock doves and a male and female cardinal out there.

I would go see live music/ theater performances/ poetry readings/ breakdance competitions etc regardless of who it was with few exceptions.

I need fresh air and open spaces for sanity;hiking, snowshoeing, kayaking, biking, camping, walking (this is still an activity regardless of what anyone thinks)

Exploring places and interacting with people is food for my soul (interesting, intelligent, devout, dynamic, boring, manic etc. Makes no difference).

I feel as comfortable in a suit as I do in sweatpants on my couch. I feel like I don't have a comfort zone and thoroughly enjoy being in new situations.

I could never work somewhere where I didn't feel fulfilled just because I made a lot of cash. Money is necessary and makes some things easier, but I'd be miserable spending 40+ hours a week somewhere I wasn't happy.

Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong time, Or maybe I was reincarnated into this time with much of my old self still intact. I try to be polite and respectful in all my dealings. That being said, if someone crosses the line I can and will verbally eviscerate them.

I love the movies and wish it didn't cost $347
dollars to go. I worked at a hospital and wrote a movie review column for their monthly newsletter. I miss going to the movies for free.

I enjoy sports/ competition and pay attention but am nowhere near as invested as I used to be. When the pats lost the superbowl and sports immortality in 2007 it broke my heart.

I've secretly always wanted my life to mimic the story from the movie "The Princess Bride".
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the Assistant Director of a day habilitation program for adults with developmental disabilities. We support about 70 people every day, i love them all and i spend most of my day laughing.

In my spare time I'm a ninja assassin.

I'm trying to sculpt and polish the block of stone that I am into something worthwhile. There is a Thoreau quote that expresses this thought more eloquently that I will tell you some time.
I’m really good at
Adapting to any situation I'm thrown into

Any games or sports that involve hand eye coordination

Im an excellent judge of character
The first things people usually notice about me
Wit? charm? siamese twin fetus on my face? I really don't know, you will have to ask them.

Seriously though, it's probably that I'm a sarcastic wiseass. All in good fun of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- the road, Into Thin Air and Into The Wild, song of fire and ice, anything by Christopher Moore, books about mindfulness by guys like Thich Nhat Hahn and Alan Watts, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, anything by Aldus Huxley, Thoreau or Gibran, books of essays, books about adventures, I have a special fondness for collections of letters in book form.

Movies-the fountain, pans labyrinth, sandlot, Midnight in Paris, Drive, Valhalla, Dumb and Dumber, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Seven Samurai, documentaries of all kinds, Christmas movies. I'm a sucker for a love story. I like movies and find the really bad ones very funny.

Music-Otis Redding, Allen Stone, Brett Dennon, Gangstarr,Sam Cooke, Lake Street Dive,Stevie Wonder, The Fleet Foxes, Marvin Gaye, The Lumineers, The Black Keys, Jackson Browne, Lyfe Jennings, Anthony Hamilton, Etta James, Brown Bird, Matisyahu, old school hip hop, anything that I can sing or dance to. Pretty much the only music that I really don't appreciate are rap songs about how much money the artist has due to it being unoriginal, played out and unintelligent.

Shows- anything funny that doesn't have a laugh track, im a big south park fan, Trailer Park Boys, Its Always Sunny, Bobs Burgers, Masters of None, Bojack Horseman, jeopardy, sports. I don't watch much tv.
Six things I could never do without
Ok I will play, comedy (funny of all kinds not just movies), interesting people, day dreaming, debates
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that any rap related pun should always be referred to as a Big Pun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im secretly terrified of profiles where in every picture the girl is doing the exact same pose, making the same face with the same head tilt. The robots are coming.
You should message me if
You're kind, but you're willing to speak your mind.

You have pets you need me to play with (my condo complex is evil and doesnt allow them)

You care about something

You can laugh at yourself and youre tolerant of sarcasm

Intelligence and humor are as important as looks. A nice mix of absolute absurdity and the ability to have a chat about something serious is very important to me.
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