Let me first congratulate you for actually reading before you messaged me about my pretty face. I’m pretty awesome to tell you straight up. :) I’m a pretty happy person and particularly friendly and bold. I wish I could say I don’t give a shit bout nothing but in all honesty that kind of life doesn’t suit my style.
I enjoy sharing videos, music, drawings (I give you them only if I like you a lot), art, thoughts, corny jokes, bad memes, and sheer youtube. I mean probably my ideal date would consist of a willing person, a laptop, a projector and the internet. Prepare thy self for a wonderful time unless you stare too much at my breasts. In which case I probably won’t notice so do it anyways but if I catch you, 20 points from Gryffindor. I'm kind of a huge dork but I mean, butts, what are ya can ya do? But. I'm pretty awesome too. Also I haven't seen alot of "Important" movies and junk so hey cut me a break. Would love to watch new movies though! Expand my knowledge! I demand it!
I’m a good person in short; I help when people ask for help, do things without being asked, pretty thoughtful. And I absolutely love philosophy and logical thinking. Moral debates are my to go to brood about place. I don’t particularly follow any faith but I do believe in the balance of opposites and I also believe in the essence of what makes humans human.
Other than that if you don’t have the same humor as me you should probably step because I’m not gonna deal with making jokes that go over your head or that you think are dumb, but you're dumb for not getting my references and internet mumbo jumbo, I can't help myself.. So umm Do me a favor
Things you must of watched before messaging me.
Seriously. Check this stuff out if you haven't
Two best friends play
Secert Agent Bob's shit.
I'm a huge follower of commentators Let's plays on Youtube because I lack the skill (Patience) and the equipment (I haven't bought an PS3 or Xbox yet). But I have fun whenever I can.
I play league of legends.
Pendulum - I love..them so much..!
Muse - I also love them too.
Oh Land- Love her
Little Boots- Love her
Lights- Love her
Florrie- Love her
Queen of Hearts - Love her
Girl Talk - Awesome mash ups
Super Smash Bros. - More awesome Mash ups
Bob Sinclar - Regge is good for the soul
Netsky- Drum n Bass
Swimming with Dolphins
Mumford & Sons
Angels & Airwaves
Combichrist - Only when I'm pissed
I dig indie rock, hip hop, drum n bass, electronic, ambient, classic rock, new songs, and oldies. And then.. 1960s songs.
I love action movies. Comedy is a high ranked listing on my liking scale. I like documentaries aswell since I was obsessed with The Animal Planet channel as a kid.
I watch ARCHER, Bob's Burgers, The Walking Dead, Bones, Stand Up Comedy, The Colbert Report, Malcom in the Middle, Medium, Grounded for Life, My Wife and Kids, iCarly, That's 70s show, Meet the Browns, Scrubs, House, Glee, Family Guy, Tosh.O, Dexter, ADVENTURE TIME, Regular Show, True Blood, Game of Thrones, and The Amazing World of Gumball, Powerpuff Girls, Courage the Cowardly Dog and my little pony [pinkie pie ftw]
My dad, he means the world to me.
My Music. Not just anyone's music will do.
My upbeat humorous self. I don't think I would be happy living someone else's life.
Friends. They also mean alot to me and I'm a good friend to have.
Internet. without it I couldn't read about video games and facebook stalk people.
Lately. I've been obsessed with zombies. Invasion of any kind. I need to learn more skills. Prepare.. Prepare dammit!
I'm bisexual because I'm attracted to both genders and pretty much open to a good relationship from either side.
I am looking for someone to fall in love with.. And manage to stay interested in them. Someone who is so awesome that they reflect my awesome and we just explode and get naked every time we say the words, "Oh fuck you.." and then I have to scream, "PINEAPPLE!"
If you enjoy making the best out of life or if you just feel down and looking for some cheering up. Just head on down to the Candy Mountain cave. If you can watch a person just try their best to make your life just a little bit more awesome (errr). And if you aren't a rapist, that would help alot.
If you are a couple looking for fun, skip me, I'm not interested.
If you are a serious person about politics, I'm not interested.
If you are a felon, I'm not interested.
If you have video games, a sense of humor and identity, and don't mind a plump woman who knows how to cook a hot delicious meal, and tells people to fuck off then I'm interested.