36Hoboken, United States
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My self-summary
In conclusion, I'm pretty laid laid back, cerebral, occasionally bearded, and have a nice dry wit.

Also, Donald Trump is a fucking cretin.
What I’m doing with my life
Having been cheated of the rightful inheritance of my ancestral lands by a wicked uncle, I spend my time writing a play that will expose him for the villain that he is to the entire country.

I am also a project manager at an IT firm that services New York City hedge funds. And I need a date to my company xmas party.
I’m really good at
Trivia, writing, witticisms, Rock Band. I am also an average athlete and passable at most sports!

I'm dominant at beer pong, Cornhole (aka "Bags"), and generally any contest that involves tossing things. I am a goddam tossing prodigy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. They are blue.

After that, I don't really know...I'm a good listener, well-spoken generally. My sense of humor is usually noted, although that takes longer may be an acquired taste. Or a niche, even.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I am a voracious reader. Favorites include Cloud Atlas, A Visit from the Goon Squad, anything by Cormac McCarthy and Thomas Pynchon, The Sirens of Titan, most William Faulkner and Dostoevsky, and way too many others to list. Other favorite writers include Hunter Thompson, David Foster Wallace, David Mitchell, Kelly Link, David Maine, Joshua Ferris, Iain Banks, China Mieville, Jennifer Egan, and Michel Faber. Lots of others, obviously.

Movies: Coen Brothers movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 12 Monkeys, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Step Brothers. I dunno...lots of other too.

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, The Hold Steady, Arcade Fire, CHVRCHES, Voxtrot, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Vampire Weekend, My Morning Jacket, Surfer Blood, the Pixies, The Kinks, ...You Will know Us By Our Trail of Dead, and much, much more. ALSO: E.L.O. fucking ROCKS. 70's Art Rock Eff Tee Double-you.

Food: Sushi, Chinese, Mexican...I am actually good with pretty much anything. The Omnivore's Dilemma, my ass - it's all good!

TV: Eastbound and Down, GoT, Mad Men, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Community, Justified, The Wire, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Six things I could never do without
A toothbrush
Some toothpaste
A flannel (for my face)
Shoes / lace
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tales of war and of waaaaaaste
On a typical Friday night I am
In love. This is typically having followed falling apart on Monday, getting my heart broken on Tuesday and Wednesday, then not even starting on Thursday.

In the non-80s New Wave version of life, I am usually winding down from the week with drinks and/or a movie

During the summer, usually somewhere down the shore or at a concert. I love concerts, especially small venues.

Other times of the year - all different sorts of stuff! If you are reading this on a Friday night, who knows what adventures I am having at this very moment!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit nothing.
You should message me if
You never keep the same address, are well versed in etiquette, fastidious and precise.
The two of us