33 New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
To start with, I've got a good thing going with justhorrible.

I have a shirt with two signs on it: one says "money, big success, fame, fortune, glory" with an arrow pointing right and the other says "really cool water-slides" with an arrow pointing left. If you'd pick really cool water-slides, we'll probably get along.

I'm a smart, genuine, spontaneous guy. I try to keep things interesting and hate routines; I like where my life is and where it is headed.

To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying every moment of the euphoric highs and depressive lows, along with an enhanced libido and increased appetite that come with a crippling methamphetamine addiction.

I sometimes find time to get some studying in and make progress on finishing up my masters degree. I also work for a startup that wants to change the world by decentralizing media distribution through incentivized peer-to-peer sharing using blockchain technology.

On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux
I’m really good at
That trick where you put quarters on your elbow and catch them. I wish I were joking.

Head stands; building card houses while drunk. One of these days I'll combine the two.

You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.
The first things people usually notice about me
Once, an old woman on the bus complemented me on my smile. She was disappointed in me though when she learned I didn't floss.

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
But heard, half-heard, in the stillness
Between two waves of the sea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Still dancing cheek to cheek.
The band is playing "Auld Lang Syne" -
The heart will not retreat.
And maybe I had miles to drive,
And promises to keep -
You ditch it all to stay alive
A thousand kisses deep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't pick a body type because "fat kid with sticky fingers trapped inside" wasn't an option.

One of my great disappointments in life recently was discovering that I'm lactose intolerant and its no longer acceptable to my digestive system to eat ice cream by the pint.
You should message me if
you have an elephant joke I haven't heard. This is quite the challenge: in seventh grade I memorized the book "101 Elephant Jokes."

How do you get down from an elephant?
-You don't. You get down from a duck