NotanUbermensch
28 Lansdowne, United States
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My self-summary
I was most recently complimented on being playfully cynical.

I'm a cocktail enthusiast.

It doesn't look it from my photos, but I have a lot of tattoos.

So to sum up, booze and tattoos. If you want to know more you'll have to ply me with one of those two.
What I’m doing with my life
I bartend at an amazing cocktail bar and vegan restaurant called Charlie was a sinner. Also, I'm not vegan or vegetarian, but am very supportive of the philosophy.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but really good at making a drink, throwing a baseball (used to be anyway, it's been a while), and it turns out, a pretty amazing cook.

I'm a Haiku machine. Try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smirk a lot, like I know something you don't, or like you've said something that I find funny but can't laugh loudly about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current Book: Liquid Intelligence.

Most listened to artist recently: St. Paul and the Broken Bones.

A movie that was outstanding in the last month for me: Haven't had a chance to get out.
The six things I could never do without
#1 The perfectly timed glass of whiskey
#2 Warm socks on cold feet
#3 Cold water after sweaty sex
#4 Gut laughing to near tears
#5
#6 Bbq bacon cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh my, that's a rabbit hole left for the closest of friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wizarding all the booze. Just imagine my bar being like Fantasia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not very talkative about my personal life, but not at all private. That being said, I have been arrested before.
Oh and my ears stick out.
You should message me if
I don't fucking know.

You want cocktails.
You want to introduce me to Jesus, sarcastically.
You know where to find Topo Chico.
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