34 Plymouth, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Have you ever woken up late for school, and you don't want to go? You plead with your mom, but she declines. By the time you get there you've missed two classes and didn't get your assignments. Or had to deal with jerk teachers. You have to press on for the will to carouse.

I want someone who I can tell awful puns to, and we can laugh like idiots for hours.

I want someone who I can have deep philosophical conversations with.

I want someone who can be just as weird as I am, so we can be comfortable being ourselves.

I want someone to go out on adventures with during the day, and have quiet snuggles during the night for no apparent reason.

I want someone who is smart enough to think before they act, and wise enough to tell it like it is.

By reading this, you get a sense of the kind of person I am. I want to laugh, I want to be intrigued, I'm different, I'm curious, I'm affectionate, I'm not a mind reader.

And I might be Batman.

Most importantly, I like to boop cats on the nose.
What I’m doing with my life
During the day, I solve mechanical and electrical puzzles and fix shit. But not literal shit. That would be shitty.
I’m really good at
I'm a pretty decent writer. I've made people cry with letters of recommendation. Unfortunately there aren't many steady jobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a big fan of music. Music fuels my soul. I'm one of those people that can listen to rap, country or polka and find their strengths and weaknesses.

I'm big into comic book movies, I'm a sci-fi nerd, and I'm always on the hunt for the next awesome burger or pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Unicorn blood.
Tears of orphans.
Puppy dog's tails.
Harry Potter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
On a typical Friday night I am
Keeping connected with people. Its life. Peoples is peoples.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Little Mermaid is the fuckin shit. Prove me wrong.
You should message me if
You want some cheesy pickup lines. I have a ton. Just request one or two.