I love bad jokes.
I need deep philosophical input.
I need you to be weird an nerdy too.
I must have adventures.
I want someone who is smart enough to think before they act, and wise enough to tell it like it is.
I'm not a mind reader.
I appreciate alone time.
I'm a fair mechanic and work on electronics as a job.
And I might be Batman.
Most importantly, and this is the biggest point on this list, I like to boop cats on the nose.
I'm not looking for a weed smoker. Nothing against you, but it puts my brain in a bad place.
I'm big into comic book movies, I'm a sci-fi nerd, and I'm always on the hunt for the next awesome burger or pizza.
Tears of orphans.
Puppy dog's tails.