Time to just keep this simple. List format away!
-Mad scientist/Superhero in the works
The sort of woman I'm attracted to
-Funny (if you can play off my jokes I'll probably instantly fall for you)
-Science nerd or interest in discussing various science subjects is a plus
Things that I dislike
And now a bad attempt to show off my (limited) Japanese literary skills.
こんにちは！ ぼく は マット・ビュクラーともうします。 はじめまして。日本語はすこし分かりますが。すみません。でも、１０ヶ月は勉強しています。毎日はぼくがたくさん覚えます。いつかぼくが日本に行きたいです。ぼくがちょっとロマンティッくだと思います。でも、ぼくもとてもシャイですけど。
I've also come to discover that I posses impressive logic skills, so much so that I can only conclude I am secretly a super advanced robot.
PCR. Seriously half my job for the last 10 months have been optimizing and doing this several times a day. Don't know what it is? I'll be more than happy to explain and draw out bad diagrams (I'm terrible at drawing).
Kick Ass, The Amazing Spiderman, The Dark Knight trilogy, Dredd, Wreck it Ralph, John Carter, Avengers, Iron Man, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Battle Royale, How to Train Your Dragon 1 and 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Martian; just to name a few.
Scott Pilgrim VS the World holds a special place in me as one of my more favorite movies of all time. In fact if you have 7 evil exes to kung-fu fight, we'll get along just swimmingly.
I also grew up watching MST3K so I enjoy watching terrible movies and making fun of their horrendous flaws.
Books: I've read more text books than anything else, mostly because of my major and needing to learn so much. When it comes to leisure reading I stick to non-fiction, I just personally find books as a means to tell a story a bit boring, especially when I could read a book about just how awesome reality is. Some books I've read and thoroughly enjoyed include Death by Black Hole, and Killer Germs.
TV: How I met Your Mother, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Enterprise, Archer, The Daily Show, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park, House, Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Music: I have a strong preference for orchestrated music. I especially enjoy OST's from games, movies, series, whatever. When I do listen to music with actual lyrics, usually it's something in a language I can't understand. I much prefer to hear the sounds and the story it can tell rather then a singer trying to tell me exactly what they want me to hear with their overuse of similes. Though I am quite fond of random songs, and my favorite American band is easily the Protomen.
Food: I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I like pastas, sushi, and an eclectic assortment of foods.
I've also been working to create an awesome curry and just discovered how to make some rockin' fried rice.
Of late I also spend a lot of time troubleshooting my experiments to figure out what went wrong. I've apparently developed a knack for figuring out a system and why it's failing.
-If you found my particular brand of humor hilarious (or at least pity laugh worthy).
-If you think we'll connect in some way.
-You too are seeking something long term and meaningful.