30 Hawthorne, United States
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My self-summary
This is a brief overview of myself. I took this approach because I felt it was easier to read and better conveyed who I am. I got the feeling most of you weren't reading my stuff when I had it formatted otherwise. If you see something that strikes your fancy or want to discuss, message away. GLHF

- One of my frequent and loved hobbies is gaming. Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and Metal Gear are some of my favorites.
- My number two hobby is exercise. I'm mainly interested in cardio with some lifting here and there. I also love a great hike every once in a while.
- Hygiene and organization is mucho mucho important to me. I'll probably drive you nuts over it. You've been warned :P
- I take care of my teeth. I keep them clean and my breath fresh. Flossing sucks but I force myself to do it.
- I'm simple. I like simple things, but I'm not simple minded. I guess you could say I'm laid back but I wanted to say it in a different way.
- Dunkin Donuts is my lord and savior.
- I have a mostly useless degree from William Paterson University. I'll probably do more schooling in the future to expand my horizons and waste more money.
- I do work and I can pay for things. Maybe one day I'll have a job I really love, but for now it is what it is.
- I have a car and it's nothing special. I'm not a car guy, so as long as it gets me to where I want to go and plays me some music along the way, I'm cool with it.
- I don't cook. Unless you count pasta, eggs, or frozen pizza as cooking.
- I'm careful with money. I very rarely spend on a whim. Saving and paying bills is my MO.
- I can be pretty fucking sarcastic. So much so that you'll probably hate me. You probably already hate me........I'll just leave now....No wait, you leave! This is my house.
- My eyesight is shit. I use glasses and contacts. Mostly contacts.
- I don't have any tattoos or piercings. I wouldn't be able to pull them off.
- If it seems like I'm cocky or egotistical, I can assure you that I'm not. If anything I'm insecure and introverted.
- I'm pretty shy and chances are I wont message you unless I'm reeeeally interested and had a strong sense that things between us would work well. If I do, you've basically won the lottery and not because I think I'm hot shit, but because of how rarely I message others.

Some things that bother me:

- When all the cheese on a pizza shifts to one side because it was held at an angle during transport.
What I’m doing with my life
Military stuff
I’m really good at
Building computers and other computer related activities

Math stuff

Remembering seemingly insignificant things

Running long distances

Video games
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Been reading a lot of Stephen King lately. Making my way through the Dark Tower series.

Movies - I love tons of movies from all genres. Way too many to be bothered with listing here. I'm really open to a lot of movies, so talk to me about your favorites or recently watched and we can have a discussion about them.

Shows - Again, too many to go through in great detail. Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Amazing Race, Parenthood, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of Queens, Rules of Engagement, Entourage. I don't watch much lately

Music - I prefer rock, but I enjoy music in any genre......I'll listen to mostly anything, anything but Country. Just play me some jams and I'll probably end up with a favorite group person thing

Food - Give me any kind of beef, chicken, rice, potatoes, and I'll be a happy camper. The simpler, the better. I find foods I like and stick with it. I really don't like seafood though. I can't stand the smell of it, let alone actually eat it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends while injecting coffee into my face hole


You should message me if
If you consider a night in with some pizza, coffee, movies and gaming (in no particular order) a good time.

If you'd like to go out for a run together and end up racing each other to the point where we collapse into a pile of tired, sweaty nothingness.

If you like naps on a rainy afternoon or just really long naps in general.

If you like cuddling and tender touches.

If you know and like Vinesauce.....I already love you to death.

**If I do message you and you're not interested, just tell me. It's not so horrible and I'd actually appreciate the honesty :) Being ignored sucks, but either way, good luck to you. God speed

That should be enough to get you started for now. Looking forward to hearing from you.......maybe

Spoopy spagule