MattGardens
29 San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
I hope that someday we are all grayskinned hermaphrodite photosynthetic immortals but until then I'm willing to compromise
What I’m doing with my life
Booing the local elementary school talent show
I’m really good at
not listening to Drake
The first things people usually notice about me
not Drake
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
not Drake
The six things I could never do without
Standup comedy
Cool rats wearing sunglasses
Pad of paper
The hope that some day Elon Musk will go to space and never come back
Interactive brands
The roller derby code of honor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Juggalos
On a typical Friday night I am
Mike Jones
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Keanu Reeves is gay.
You should message me if
You won't
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