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My self-summary
Musician, professionally amateur comedian. Writing and gigging. Good old fashioned Twerk King with a sense of humor about everything. Love movies, music, "art". Going on adventures around the city, painting tasteful baby portraits, being a badass. The usual.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing songs and playing them. Or acting. Haven't completely decided which I want to do yet. I'll be trying to do both

I’m really good at
Making you laugh, serenading, smoldering.

The first things people usually notice about me
I always used get that I looked like I was up to no good. Now people just know me for my sparkling wit and my homemade fair trade cider

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: John Green, Kerouac, Vonnegut, Fitzgerald, Hemingway

Flicks: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Back to the Future, Anchorman, Moonrise Kingdom, Garden State, Dodgeball, Apocalypse Now, Zoolander, I <3 Huckabees, Scott Pilgrim, Pulp Fiction, Inception, The Dark Knight, Almost Famous, The Royal Tenenbaums. If it doesn't suck, I'll watch it. If it sucks so much that it's funny, even better.

Music: Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead. Bon Iver, Modest Mouse, Do Make Say Think, Volcano Choir, Jack White, Animal Collective, Washed Out, Ben Folds, Wilco, The Beatles, Bright Eyes, Billy Joel, Kanye, Macklemore, Coldplay, Counting Crows, San Fermin, LCD Sound system, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Fleet Foxes, Head and the Heart, Frank Ocean, Grizzly Bear, Jeff Buckley, John Mayer, St. Vincent, the Cudder, Kings of Leon, John Legend, The Shins, Dirty Projectors, Vampire Weekend, Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead.

Aand I've decided to pile on some shows that I occasionally am addicted to:

Louie is the best show on tv. Parks & Rec, Game of Thrones, Comedy Bang Bang, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, The Newsroom, 30 Rock, Community, Portlandia, LOST (until it fucking sucked. And then it fucking sucked.)
Six things I could never do without
Netflix, my cat, bourbon, food, water, shelter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Awesome shit and things
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Elevators are terrifying.
You should message me if
You don't hate having a good time
The two of us