Cunning and lanky, cool but crude.
Gay for Satan.
I don't say much. Oh, well.
Myers-Briggs = IDGAF and my zodiac sign is Scoliosis and I was born in The Year of the Pantomime Horse.
I didn't know that I was supposed to be clever with my username, and now they won't let me change it.
When will Con-Ed finally shut off my power?
Are these sunglasses opaque enough to allow for discreet subway ogling?
Is everybody Shutter Islanding me?
Or if you taste like an ashtray.
Or if you want to trade mixtapes like shitty teenagers.
Or if we have a high enemy percentage. Contempt is a fine catalyst for romance.