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My self-summary
A biped, ungrateful.
Cunning and lanky, cool but crude.
Gay for Satan.
I don't say much. Oh, well.

Myers-Briggs = IDGAF and my zodiac sign is Scoliosis and I was born in The Year of the Pantomime Horse.

I didn't know that I was supposed to be clever with my username, and now they won't let me change it.
What I’m doing with my life
Who are you, my parents?
I’m really good at
Cracking wise and tripping over uneven pavement. Teaching kids to smoke. Making light from the vigorous rubbing together of two darknesses. Drunken Quickmatch. I can touch my right elbow to my left shoulder behind my head, which has yet to come in handy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have any tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Right now let's say Giovanni's Room, Upstream Color, Fargo, Amanda Palmer, and Oreos. I'm a foodie.
The six things I could never do without
Fiscal acumen, charisma, a sense of direction, technological savvy, social grace, and the focus to concentrate on whatever I'm doing without being distracted by like clouds or whatever. And yet I do, every gosh darn day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sneakuhz, snark, sex, death and solipsism.

When will Con-Ed finally shut off my power?

Are these sunglasses opaque enough to allow for discreet subway ogling?

Is everybody Shutter Islanding me?
On a typical Friday night I am
tending towards entropy, like everything else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm catfishing.
You should message me if
You want to be a pantomime horse with me on Halloween, or whenever.

Or if you taste like an ashtray.

Or if you want to trade mixtapes like shitty teenagers.

Or if we have a high enemy percentage. Contempt is a fine catalyst for romance.