28Grand Rapids, United States
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My self-summary
I spend my days in a brewery getting sprayed with delicious beer and lifting kegs. By night I'm searching for a warehouse party with some good DJs. If one isn't available, I return home and chill with the house animals. You should message me if you like beer, music, conversation and cuddling :D
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly achieving complete and total world domination, one brew at a time.
I’m really good at
Let's see... I'm pretty good at making people laugh. And air guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
That i'm smiling. People never look happy anymore. Anything else, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Big Lebowski
Grandmas' Boy
28 days later
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
The Rum Diary
Star Wars
Lost Boys
From Dusk til Dawn
Any terrible Horror/Sci-Fi B movie

Ok, here we go: A ton of EDM, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Animal Collective, Arctic Monkeys, Beck, Boards of Cananda, Coheed and Cambria, Dropkick Murphys, Explosions in the Sky, Freezepop, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Gojira, Gorillaz, Grandaddy, Horse the Band, Incubus, Justice, KMFDM, Korn, Ladytron, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Massive Attack, Mastadon, Metallica, MSI, Ministry, Motorhead, Murder by Death, NIN, Nirvana, OhGr, Our Lady Peace, Pearl Jam, Puscifer, Ratatat, Rob Zombie, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, The Doors, The Ramones, The xx, Tool, TV on the Radio, and more.

Eastbound and Down
Walking Dead
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Finding Bigfoot
Ghost Adventures
Pawn Stars
Swamp People
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
Battlestar Galactica
Curb your Enthusiasm
Six things I could never do without
1. My friends
2. Music
3. Beer
4. Lucky pants
5. Caffeine
6. Finding new stuff to do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything that pops into my head. Space travel. Road trips. Zombie apocalypse. Regular apocalypse. Whether or not I can make a career out of knowing useless but interesting things. It gets a little chaotic in there sometimes, I tend to zone out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with my friends at a bar or a show. Preferably a show at a bar. (Magic Stick ftw)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Depends. Who's asking?
You should message me if
-You like to have a good time.
-just chilling and listening to some tunes sounds like fun.
-you like to quote movies.
-you want to talk about the universe.
-you like to go to shows
The two of us