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My self-summary
Right now just browsing possible new friends. Have girlfriend, won't cheat. But would be happy to goof around (in a platonic way) with you. :) I'd also be interested in having a pen pal.

I like to rant. I also hate Clubs. Club sandwiches and club sodas are ok. But clubs? No. No one really likes clubs. Everyone pretends to like Clubs because everyone else is pretending to like Clubs.


I also reddit.
What I’m doing with my life
Building a fort out of statistics textbooks, bottles of beer and IBC, blankets and pillows.

Let's build a fort!
I’m really good at
making the Dr. Zoidberg fleeing sound (WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB), tapping my cheeks to play songs, math, Argentine Tango (I suck at any other kind of dancing right now, though), whistling, biking, ping pong, poker, chess, trivial pursuit, and telling someone that he/she's full of shit in a diplomatic way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not embarrassed easily.

Oh! My voice is deep and villainous. Especially my laugh; I scare children when I laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I always have trouble listing favorites because they change with my mood. I'll fill this out more when I've given it more thought.

Television: The Venture Brothers is absolutely amazing. Seriously, if you've seen it and didn't think so, you don't have a soul (which is ok, because no one really does. We're all meat! Delicious, delicious meat!).

Books: Foundation, The Puppet Masters, The Afghan Campaign, World War Z, The Art of Seduction, THGTTG

Movies: The Life of Brian, Casablanca, Zombieland, BASEketball, The Big Lebowski, Dirty Work

Music: Sweet Child of Mine, Mr Brownstone, Bach Cello Suites #1 Prelude, Knights of Cydonia, Bloody Tears, I'm Yours, Geek in the Pink, Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Version), Furious Angels, Sympathy for the Devil, Don't You (Forget About Me), Beds are Burning, Come Sail Away, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Interstate Love Song, Plush, Where Is My Mind, The Rainbow Connection, Freebird, The Ballad of Curtis Lowe, Slither, The Last Fight, Ballroom Blitz, No Rain,...

Foods: Anything interesting! I'll try most anything once. Right now, yogurt is a huge staple of my diet.
Six things I could never do without
Internet, laughter, sarcasm, daily hot showers, yogurt, and tango.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what sort of meaning I can find in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing Calvinball.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was in kindergarten I framed my arch-nemesis for spilling sand from the sandbox on the floor! Take that, Robby from kindergarten. Who's laughing now?
You should message me if
you love The Venture Brothers.

Seriously, if that show appeals to your sense of humor, we could be great pals.

Also, if you want someone to come do something totally new with you, or if you're looking for a pen pal :D
The two of us