Mattfromvt
41 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an international sex symbol who is a huge hit in Hungary. I'm a very important person who demands the respect I deserve or else. I'm well endowed and have expertise in the Karma Sutra. I have a pet monkey named Kent and a cat named Fritz, and NO when Kent abuses Fritz I do NOT spank the monkey. I love to play the harp in the nude in my window so if you see me up there I do take requests (and tips), I just ask that you wait for a break in between songs. Besides that I'm your average social deviant looking for a nice relationship with someone who likes to drink a lot of Vodka and create new recipes for mac and cheese (AND DON'T SAY ADD CHEESE TO MACARONI CUZ IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE KIND OF AN ASS). So in a nutshell I'm sexy, hung, I can cook, I love animals (eating them) and have an extensive midget porn collection that I am willing to trade for cookbooks.
What I’m doing with my life
I guess I'm living out my dream - I get to make recipes up, throw parties, play all day and night. It is fun but very tiring.
I’m really good at
Being a wiseass. Ranting at length about any topic you can think of - don't worry, I don't actually need any background knowledge about it. Putting a smile on my friends' faces. Driving people crazy. Running a kitchen. Contemplating the lint in my navel.
The first things people usually notice about me
The flow of traffic, so they can cross the street to avoid me? I don't know. I have really blue eyes. I tend to command attention in a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, history books (especially military history), The Castle.
Movies: Caddy Shack, Super Troopers, Killing Zoe, Fight Club, The Dark Crystal, Time Bandits.
Music: I like most music but have lately been very fond of Euro trash shit and recording of random noises - you know clicks, whistles, and things banging together.
Food: Anything that moves slower then my fork is in serious danger. The far east does have a few thing I prefer not to choose first.
The six things I could never do without
water, air, sleep, sex, curried meat, vodka. Just the really important essentials.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taking over the world. Seriously, I really want to take over the world. I would be a great benevolent dictator.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends which Friday night you're talking about. The civilian one that actually holds the name? That one I try and go home early and get to bed to be refreshed for brunch service but that rarely happens. I usually end up hanging out at my spot, chatting the world up and having a great time hanging out with everyone and cursing my watch for telling me I have less and less time to rest.
Come to think of it that is pretty much what I do when it is 'my' Friday night (Monday usually) except I worry less about brunch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I always wanted to join the circus. No joke, I totally was practicing tricks up until recently.
You should message me if
You enjoy long-winded rants, silliness, and taste-testing my new recipes.
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