28 Kingsland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm in the navy. My job takes up a lot of my time. This makes me drink heavily. I like short sentences as descriptors. Incomplete ones too. I like to comedy and not take myself or much of anything seriously (see the previous statement of "Liking to comedy"). I tell most people I'm a nerd but I'm really a chiseled stud with a side of beefcake. I'm sarcastic to a fault, I love rock music, I hate the wub-wub garbage (if you don't know what this you already have positive points in my book), and I'm a big movie buff.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm... and heart surgery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am missing a third arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: If you haven't read the Song of Fire and Ice series (Game of Thrones) you need to, they are scrumptulescent.
Movies: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Inception, 500 days of Summer, The Dark Knight, Thank You for Smoking,
Shows: Dexter, Walking Dead
Music: Anything with Jack White, The Black keys, Mike Snow, Dave Grohl, Passion Pit, Protest the Hero
Food: Italian, Chinese, and anything deep fried (honestly you could deep fry a turd and I'd probably try it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunken debauchery. Unless I'm working, which would then mean I would be banging my head on a wall, wondering why the hell I'm still at work on a fuggin Friday instead of debauching.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't actually read.
You should message me if
Any of this made you giggle. I like making girls giggle in more ways than one. In all honesty if I have to carry the conversation there's something wrong. I like crude humor, so if you're the type of person that can tell a dirty joke within 2 hours of meeting someone we should definitely talk.