Matty2000Shoes
36 Vancouver, United States
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My self-summary
I'm looking for the cute girl next door type. Not fancy. Not batshit crazy. Doesn't have four kids with four different guys. Just a regular chick that would like to get a couple drinks at a random dive bar before heading to a concert. Thinks a pitcher of beer and a bowling alley sounds like fun. Beach trips, road trips, trying new restaurants, conversation while listening to music, laid back type stuff. No fake tans or plastic tits. You don't wear an inch of makeup. A little goes a long way. Where are the normal girls at??

I am a single dad with a seven year old son. He spends a significant amount of time with me so it is important that a potential partner love kids and have at least one because my son is my world and I love kids, but I do not want to have anymore children.

I'm a very laid back easy going type guy. I really do enjoy the simple things in life. My time primarily consists of work and spending time with my son.

I'm not really into hikes but I'm always game to go on a walk. I love long drives. I'm originally from California so whenever I get a chance I grab my son, hop in the car and head down to visit family. I don't watch tv. I used to think people that didn't have tv service were some sort of weird hippies. After my son was born I didn't have time to watch it so I cancelled it.

I loooove music. I can't do anything without some music playing. Pretty much all music. Except for lady gaga/justin beiber type stuff. I've been to a ton of concerts and hope to see a lot more.

Deal breakers :

IMPLANTS - NO EXCEPTIONS

Flat butts

If you're not a parent

Bartenders

Cigarette Smokers. Even social smokers.

You don't have your own place.
I’m really good at
Building and fixing things. I'll do new brakes on your car, then build you a house with a garage to park it in. And everything in between. Seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Thai

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Lake House, Her, Predestination, Ex Machina, Interstellar, Killdozer...

Music: I listen to everything except metal. My favorite type of music is Folk/Americana.

I like...Ray Lamontagne, Amos Lee, Gregory Alan Isakov, City and Colour, Rosi Golan, Angus and Julia Stone, Great Lake Swimmers, Western States Motel, The Virgins, Nick 13, Reckless Kelly, Turnpike Troubadours, Randy Rogers Band, The Kooks, Scars on 45, Sia, The Perishers, Paolo Nutini, Arctic Monkeys, The Eels, Sera Cahoone, Aaron Sprinkle, Everest, Vast, Peter Bradley Adams, Phildel, Broods, Andrew Belle, Owl Eyes, Banks... And of course stuff like Van Morrison, Dr. Hook, England Dan & John Ford Coley, Atlanta Rhythm Section, Bread, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Willie Nelson, Lionel Ritchie, Rod Stewart, Phil Collins...

Even love me some Stick Figure, Collie Buddz, Rebelution, Tribal Seeds, Iration, Slightly Stoopid...

Richie Rich, B-Legit, RBL POSSE, Get Low Playaz, Spice 1, Celly Cel...
The six things I could never do without
1. My son
2. His hugs
3. His laugh
4. Him saying "I love you dad."
5. Hot sauce
6.a Live music
6.b Wikipedia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering why ALL the women on here take the same pics in the same spot...

* A pic on the beach with Haystack Rock behind you. Everyone has that.

* The handstand at beach.

* Standing next to the outside wall of a building with some hipster art painted on it.

* Sitting on a completely glass balcony of a skyscraper over looking a city. Not sure where it is but...Everyone has that pic too.

* Standing at the top corner of some ancient ruins carved into a large grassy hillside. Not sure what country that is. But you do. Apparently every woman on earth must make the trek there and take the same pic. Because everyone has that pic posted.

* The laying in bed trying to look cute and sleepy with your cat or dog pic.

* The pic with your cat or dogs head covering about half your face...Does anyone NOT have that??

* Sitting in the car wearing the biggest pair of sunglasses on the market that covers their face like a hockey goalie mask.

* Yoga pose on the ridge overlooking the forest of course. Don't want to forget that one.

What am I forgetting??? Oh...

* Can't forget to post at least one pic from each of the 6 Vegas trips you've taken in the last year.

* Only posting one pic that is so purposefully overexposed you can barely make out a nose.

* Holding a fake mustache over your lip.

* My personal favorite is the one women post of themselves laying awkwardly upside down on a bed with their tits being forced up to their chin like they're in a goddamn centrifuge.

...That's enough for now.

Consciousness and trying not to be so self aware all the time.

That the universe is a paradox.

If I am THE ultimate observer...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am OBSESSED with hot sauce. It's never hot enough. I keep a bottle of Ghost Pepper sauce in the fridge just to lick off my finger to feel the burn.

I make my bed everyday.

I secretly love watching compilations of 80's & 90's commercials on YouTube, Antiques Roadshow, I take terrible pics and am much more attractive in person, I HATE the word "Career." Not what it means. Just hate the word. Haha. So weird.

That I'm looking for a specific woman; I have no idea what she looks like or where she might be, but I'll know it's her if I see her. I just hope I find her before I die...
You should message me if
If you looove music, if you only wear heels
on a special occasion, if you're comfortable going out for a drink in jeans and a Tshirt, own at least one pair of converse, you don't drive a truck, do like deep conversation, if you get more than one free night every two weeks.
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