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My self-summary
I'm aware straight white male privilege exists. Even if I don't like that it does.

Ok- Cupid wants you to make a very long drawn out profile. I think the opposite is better. If you end up meeting someone and know a ton of stuff about them without every seeing them before it is very....very awkward.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to do it right. Making sure everyone is having a good time. And your beer is just as full as mine.
I’m really good at
Navigation and conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
They always notice the shark first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors- Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, and Chuck Klosterman. Who is David Sedaris? (I know who David Sedaris is. Calm down.)

T.V. Shows- Who, Galactica, Firefly, Supernatural, Alphas, Thrones. You can see the pattern here.

Movies- Not my favorites but here are five movies I can always watch no matter how far into the movie it is or how many times i've seen them.
1. The Fifth Element
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. Ghostbusters
4. Forest Gump
5. From Dusk till Dawn
Six things I could never do without
1. My Friends.
2. My IPhone
3. Sushi
4. Netflix
5. Excedrine
6. Hotsauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocalypse. Graphene, and Nano tubes, they're crazy amazing.
On a typical Friday night I am
"There is no such thing as a typical Friday night." Is a pretty typical statement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every once in a while i'll stop what i'm doing and look up at the sky still hoping that i'll take off into the air.
You should message me if
If you like what I have to say.

If you'd like me to say more things.

If our Match% or Friend % is high and our Enemy % is low. I mean thats kind of the point right?
The two of us