I'm going to tolerate the start off friendly and make sexual comments nonsense.
If you use "sexy" or "babe" or anything of that nature in your opening message don't be confused that you didn't get a reply.
I am a mother and wife and quite socially isolated presently. Making friends as an adult seems to increase in difficulty with the years. My bullshit tolerance has dropped so low I find it impossible to hang with judgemental and fictious folk, my rugrat is more authentic company. This has naturally increased my awkwardness in social situations. I am not open to any new romantic (or sexual) connections at this time.
I'm a pretty shy person, around strangers anyways. I thrive on the outdoors and nature. I adore animals, work with them for a living, and they tend to fill my thoughts and conversations frequently. I like mismatched dinnerware, cooking, fire, gardening, urban exploring, and lots of random stuff. I live with my partner, my child, my dog, and my rabbit. I'm very much prejudiced against people who bear unfounded prejudices, as a great many tend to be. I am a spiritual creature but still identify as an atheist, I believe in things other than god with something of a non-deity pagan bend. Though I do love me some science. I am a vaguely geeky, quiet creature, all in all.
To entertain myself I crochet and dumpster dive.
Cooking, I have my late mother's talent for going without a recipe and getting things to come out tasting great.
I know a lot about animals and plants, I tend to have a way with both, I've studied creatures of all sorts since I was old enough to read about them and I've taken farming and herbalism classes as well as done a fair bit of reading and doing in that vein as well.
I have pet first aid training, can give a cat a sub-cu injection, and can carry on a two hour conversation with anyone about their pet's antics.
And while I'm at it, I'm quite good at conversations that go on for hours and destroy your perception of time, quick chats that last through the night to sunrise and sharing of thoughts that melt the world away for a bit. My favorite types of conversation.
I'm decent though not very fast or expert at crocheting.
Being crazy, really can't elaborate on that much, I'm just goofy-ass mad.
Forgetting things, my head is a sieve.
I've also noticed my powers of invisibility are on the fritz lately, I disappear a lot less than I'm used to.
I have one of those walks, the kind you catch people watching.
Movies; American Beauty, V For Vendetta, Better Off Dead, Black Swan, Warm Bodies, and Boys Don't Cry.
Shows; In a broader definition of the term, I enjoy Shakespeare and theater in general. As far as TV goes I only watch it online so I don't follow current things so very closely. I enjoy The Booth at The End, Game of Thrones, Dexter, CSI, The X-Files, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, Firefly, Misfits, and am a bit of a Trekkie(TNG in particular).
Music; a bit all over the place, mostly rock and hip hop I guess... And I like Jimi Hendrix, Rob Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down, Pink, Big Boi, Gorillaz, The Who, and a bunch of random stuff.
Food; You can't beat a marinaded steak. Except with sushi (which I have worked making before, and would love to play around with again). My fav fruit is pomegranate and I love spinach and Swiss chard dearly. Drink would be tea hot or cold, I avoid corn syrup filled drinks and at this point they make me feel yuck. I forget to eat a lot.
The conflict between how deeply bringing my child to work drains me and how much I love the privilege of getting that extra time bonding and teaching.
My place in the space between everything where I seem to be deemed to be doing well enough to not need help, while in practice I'm left to hang on by my fingernails in every aspect of life.
My future, such as business goals, family, love, and random silly dreams that make me who I am. How far I am from everywhere I want to be. Often something to do with animals, be it just facts about them, or thoughts about my own. How I should be doing something, but what is it? Hmm...
For the purposes of romantic interest- I am not currently open to new partners.