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My self-summary
I'm a guy, living downtown, working, learning, and enjoying life as it comes.

I'm much better at summarizing myself when communicating with another human being, so feel free to shoot me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for an independent record label, working as an artist manager, working as a band assistant, slinging espresso, selling clothes, throwing parties in dim sum restaurants and raves in cathedrals, and occasionally tour managing for bands. Working.
I’m really good at
Bargain shopping. Making mix cds. Tuna melts. Drinking beer faster than is considered reasonable. Singing 2+ part harmony. The internet. Arranging furniture. Sarcasm. Finding shoes. First party Nintendo games. Shaving my own head. Stirring deep rooted upper-middle class white guilt in my friends and acquaintances . Having people think I'm straight and then surprising them, ensuring an awkward moment when they try to tell me that I don't "seem gay". Grammar & punctuation. HUMOUR. No, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of people (who I have come to loathe) tell me that I remind them of Jim Carrey.

Not cool.

I guess...people...compliment Or that I smell fantastic. Yeah, that.

Oh, that racial ambiguity thing comes up a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books I like. I have a soft spot for Canadian Lit. From Atwood (even though she scares the ever-living shit out of me) to Coupland. Yeah, I realize that covers A to C...whatever.

David Sedaris. That's all.

Movies I like. Documentaries and modern French Horror (Martyrs, À L'intérieur). Oh, and everything in between.

Music I like. Oh shit.


ALL TIME Favourites: DaftPunk, The Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sufjan Stevens, Of Montreal, Arcade Fire/Belle Orchestra, BSS/Metric/Emily Haines/Feist/Stars/Memphis/Amy Milan/Kevin Drew/Brendan Canning/Jason Collett, New Pornographers/AC Newman/Neko Case/ Destroyer, Death Cab, Massive Attack, Animal Collective, Hot Chip, Crystal Castles, DFA 1979, LCD Soundsystem, Hudson Mohawk, Cadence Weapon, Final (Owen Pallet) Fantasy, Chemical Bros, Sonic Youth, The Go! Team, The Breeders, Kap Bambino, Velvet Underground, Russ Chimes, Fake Blood, Lykke Li, The XX, Toro Y Moi, Kidstreet, Bocce, Das Racist, Twin Shadow, Yellow Ostrich, PS I Love You, The Babies, La Sera, Karkwa, Metronomy, Flying Lotus, Machinedrum, Brenmar, Dan Mangan, Snowblink, Chilly Gonzales, The Presets, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings (anything on Daptone Records, really)

In the past year or so:

Grimes, Azaelia Banks, Purity Ring, TRUST, Le1f, Zebra Katz, Mykkiy Blanco (give me all the queer rap ever please), Alunageorge, TNGHT, Sinjin Hawke, METZ, Totally Enourmous Extinct Dinosaurs(TEED), Jimmy Edgar, Matthew Dear, ever growing list.

Seafood. The more appendages the better.
Also, anything remotely Asian. That's not me being ig'nint either, I just happen to love cuisine from just about every Asian country I can think of. Hence the seafood. And inclusion of appendages.

Hot Ham water.
Six things I could never do without
1. Portable music of some sort.
2. Showering on a daily basis.
3. Sweaters.
4. Diet Pepsi.
5. Cheap beer.
6. My circle of friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not most people I've yet to meet think I'm an asshole. I'm just really self-conscious about being perceived as an asshole. I swear, I'm not an asshole.
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking too much. Dancing too much. Tweeting too much. Eating terrible food and not getting healthy amounts of sleep. Creating fake cover bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch too much MTV. And HGTV.

I also have 4 Nintendo systems within 5 ft of me right at this moment. None of them are Wii's.

Send help. And beer.
You should message me if
you're not a douchebag. Try REAL hard not to be a douchebag and we'll get along fine. Probably. Unless you're not very self aware and are, in actuality, a douchebag, having never realized that you are. Then we might have a problem. ish.
The two of us