Max86234
28 Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm really bad at summarizing myself, but really good at being self-deprecating. I'm Jewish-ish and have a bunch of tattoos, which is a combination that seems to throw people off.

I'm sarcastic, goofy, and some other things... but these seem like stock answers. I promise I don't speak entirely in platitudes.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a technical writer. I like it, but I also acknowledge the fact that I spend hours at a time curating three or four sentences explaining intricacies of financial software.
I’m really good at
drumming, guitar...ing, drunkenly making snow-angels/impersonating Bob Dylan
The first things people usually notice about me
the lightning-bolt scar on my forehead
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Goodbye Columbus, Pastoralia, Midnight's Children

Music: The Mountain Goats, Andrew Bird, Roy Orbison, Elvis Perkins, The Thermals, Leonard Cohen, The Extra Lens, Okkervil River, David Dondero, Elliott Smith, Patsy Cline, Ted Leo, Pixies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, The Nisha Call, Dinosaurs, Whales, Gregor Samsa
On a typical Friday night I am
...fighting the nearly crippling desire to watch Netflix and go to sleep by 10.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I genuinely believe that "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles is the greatest song ever written.
You should message me if
...the prospect of internet dating makes your stomach turn just a little, and you want to make fun of it with me.
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