29Vernon Hills, United States
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My self-summary
"Too weird to live... Too rare to die..."

I do not strive to be loved by all those around me, rather I strive for all those around me to feel loved.

There's nothing better to me than fruitful conversation and philosophy, I'm always looking to become more virtuous. I love a good beer, or rather a lot of good beer, I love playing bass and pool, I love philosophizing, I am obsessed with music and going to concerts, and I party just as hard as the next person, frolfing and geocaching are my shit.

I love to dance - but I don't know how to
I try to play musics but it sounds like sheet
I scream random things at random people when I drive by to see their reactions - it makes me giggle
I chase other cars on the highway - it's fun
People watching is my past time
wrestling dogs is high on my priority list
and my shoes make me want to climb things and run fast
I absolutely love storms, cuddling during them, watching movies during them, driving during them, OR running through them!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I'm a teachers aide in a therapeutic day school, I work in our "life skills" program with kids with autism. I love our kids and I love my job. still searching for what ever endeavor I choose to embark on, but I know that I cant stay in this same position forever

I am the master of my own domain, whatever I desire within reason, I obtain.
I’m really good at
backyard games
getting dogs to run around like crazy
climbing things and trying to run fast!
making a fool out of myself and embarrassing my friends
defusing arguments
spacing out and forgetting things
being random
and just being foolhardy
The first things people usually notice about me
my idiocy - I like to have fun and be a goof
my hair? it's pretty long now
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: anything philosophy or music oriented
movies: taxi driver, the big lebowski, pulp fiction, inglorious bastards, elf, up, wall-e, sin city, the matrix, american beauty, videodrome, 28 days later - not 28 weeks later, the shining, being john malkovich, memento, fight club, the breakfast club, the road, train spotting, little miss sunshine - really anything that makes you think and post apocalyptic movies for some reason - they usually provide for interesting dreams. just waaaay too many to list

Music: PINK FLOYD!, primus - or really anything involving les claypool, Andy Mckee, Don Ross, Tool, at the drive in, for the mathematics, the mars volta, the samuel jackson 5, 65daysofstatic, underground and old school hip hop, blue grass, creole/cajun/zydeco music, Dub Step, Skrillex, anything jam band for the most part, funk, and secretly old school metal. Slug, Sage Francis, Nujabees, Minus the Bear, Animal Collective, Andy Mckee, Buckethead, Skrillex, Bassnectar, Netsky, nightmares on wax, cfcf, groove armada, Rush, Dire Straits, Moe., Umphreys, pretty much anything besides commercial country - but if I were to keep going the list would be way tooooo long
2 favorite songs right now: 93 till inifinity, Phantogram: when I'm small

TV: criminal minds, the walking dead!, Seinfeld, CARTOONS!!!, survivor man, football, anything on the discovery channel or animal planet, top gear!

Six things I could never do without
(friends and family are a given)
my car!
Hot showers
19 oz Cues
toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
self improvement, people, dreams, music, philosophy, the past, the future, nature, space, the zombie apocalypse and what the hell I'm doing - cuz i can never figure that out
WHAT am I? WHY am I? WHERE am I? HOW am I? WHO am I?!
On a typical Friday night I am
if I'm not working usually I'm at a local towny bar playin pool with friends or in a backyard somewhere around a fire with a drink in my hand
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just made an okcupid profile... fail

I'm a sucker for Spongebob

and I'm secretly gay for my car
You should message me if
you're fun loving, not judgmental, open minded, you think you can Beat me at pool, you're stupid enough to message me

"There are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Isn't that the wrong way?
Yea but faster"
The two of us