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My self-summary
I will not go ballistic if you don't want to go out with me, and it sucks that I have to say that.

Anyway, that being said, I don't think it's fair to specify what I'm looking for, honestly I feel like what you're looking for usually finds you first (shits deep right ?)

I play guitar, I'm a carpenter, I have tattoos, also other qualities. Still working on the force, not going well. Really it's just me staring at things.

I kinda feel like I fucking nailed this self summary

I love robots

Snapchat/IG @ Maxthejerk
What I’m doing with my life
Building things. It sounds sarcastic but really it isn't. I'm always trying to expand and improve my skill set. My dad once said to me "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong place", and I really believe that to be true. I don't believe there's ever a point at which a person is done learning, and I've always got my eyes open for new lessons and opportunities. I feel like this got weirdly reflective... Did it ? Whatever, also watching futurama.
I’m really good at
scrabble. high fives. Whiskey. For a time I was really good at losing my phone, wallet, and keys simultaneously. Talking shit for hours and hours, and witty come backs.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have tattoos I guess, or the face on my head. I make inappropriate jokes. I have a really powerful handshake. I've been told that my personality makes me seem taller, which is a weird thing to hear. Kinda cool at the same time. Not really sure that I believe that's a thing.
EDIT: Also I have a beard now.
EDIT: Scratch that, I don't anymore, I shaved.
EDIT: Wait, Now i have sideburns.
EDIT: Aaaaand I have a Beard again.
EDIT: Still have a beard. Significantly longer that it was when I wrote the previous sentence about having a beard.
EDIT: Clean shaven
EDIT: Now I have long hair. Weird.
EDIT: cut some of the hair, have a beard again, very long now
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: World War Z, hot water music, the complete Japanese joinery, the life of a tree, Steve-O: professional idiot (don't judge it's actually an amazing read), kingdom of fear, bonk, and I'll read pretty much anyone's autobiography.

Music : all of it

Movies: anything zombie related, anything with Christopher walken or don cheedle, seven was great, eraserhead, hotrod, goon, hell boy, comic book movies, artsy stuff.

I love bagels
The six things I could never do without
My tape measure
My sun glasses
Dad jokes
Hugs (awwww!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it's like to be a woman on okcupid

Which thing I should put in which pocket

Rhetorical questions

What I'm going to do when I run out of space for tattoos (probably a fucking backflip)

Power tools.

Disassembling and reassembling things.

Accidentally viewing your profile twice... almost feels like a game of minesweeper
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering how it's Friday already
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time on a family vacation I was arrested for graffiti at a fucking rock quarry.

Recently, I've committed myself to never using the delete key while on okcupid (with the exception of spelling errors). If my messages seem long winded, awkward, strange, or fragmented, this is the reason, and i apologize. My vernacular changes drastically between speaking and writing. Speaking involves a lot more swearing I think. Don't ask me why I did this, I just decided to.

I peed on your toilet seat.
But not really though. That just made me laugh.
You should message me if
I seem like a dude you'd wanna talk to.

If you share an enthusiasm for silly or weird tattoos.

if you like hockey or robots.

You want to learn how to build things.

You play pool (optional).

You are the gatekeeper


Your enthusiasm for people is like mine.