36 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I am bar none the most awesome person ever. No flaws no hang ups just perfection. Oh wait I'm not a good swimmer. Dammit! There is something that's not perfect about me. Plus i'm writing this on the toilet, you should know that. I jumped a pogo stick over the grand canyon, captured and killed Harry Houdini, plus knocked out a grizzly bear with a back handed slap. Interest you?? Hmmm
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome and lifting heavy things .
I’m really good at
Naming the three types of clouds.
That's all I got.
The first things people usually notice about me
The ruby encrusted eye patch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- the wind in the willows
Movies- a birth of a nation, the sequel
Shoes- I don't have favorite shoes
Music- snow, the Canadian white rapper
Food- Ron Swanson style
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, the element not the network
My blood
My skin as well. Having no skin would totally suck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to ask people on questionnaires
On a typical Friday night I am
Skydiving in Paris or just hanging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pooping as I write this
You should message me if
if you want to take a trip to the natural history museum, I have a degree in archaeology so we don't need no stinking guides.