28 Clifton Park, United States
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My self-summary
I've been living in upstate NY for about 4 years now. Originally from MA, so clearly I am a very sarcastic person....
...I could talk about myself some more and take this really seriously, or I could make it much more entertaining for you (and me for that matter):
I can't get a guy to talk to me for more than five minutes without his eyes glazing over.
Hence why I'm giving this OkCupid profile my ALL.
Hopefully you believe in a courtship with no secksual benefits-because I do.
I have zero friends & I'm a terrible time.
I often have loud outbursts and will most likely humiliate you in public.
I am also a compulsive liar.
Interested? thought so ;)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a licensed Esthetician & Makeup Artist
I also work part-time for Hilton
I’m really good at
giving good advice, making people laugh & singing bad karaoke!
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile or my height
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harold & the purple crayon, Goodnight moon, Harry Potter (I don't care what anyone says those books are amazing.) there's lots of others, but my favorite genre is Mystery/thrillers.

Can't hardly wait, oldschool, anchorman, Superbad, goodfellas, bad teacher, this is the end, super troopers, pineapple express, billy madison..Mostly comedies...

I love all music except for crazy country music about tractors...but mostly dance music...Tiësto, Calvin Harris, Diplo, Benny Benassi, Eric Prydz, Empire of the sun, Lana Del Rey, Lorde, DMB, Ed Sheerhan, Swedish House Mafia...I LOVE 90's music.
The six things I could never do without
Fast & Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast & Furious
Fast Five
Fast & Furious 6

That was a joke...apparently I need to make that clear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
not thinking & just doing things! (sometimes this good & bad.) I also spend time thinking about what my next recipe will be for my juicer
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out in Saratoga with my girlfriends or in & watching a movie :) usually depends on how the beginning of my week goes!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a lot sweeter than I prob. sound on my profile
You should message me if
If you want to...Or if you want to.

If you have something interesting to say & can hold a conversation!

You don't want your next relationship to last the rest of your life. If you're carefree, down to earth & easy going. & above all you like to have a good time, all the time. :)