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My self-summary
I enjoy stuff, and also things.

If you want to follow a stranger on Instagram, feel free: MichaelPDX

Also if your idea of romance consists of drinking beer on the Staten Island Ferry, we have ourselves a deal! (I've only visited NYC, but it's that enjoyable)
What I’m doing with my life
Would you care if I was hideous?
Maybe I am hideous.
Are you calling me hideous?

I’m really good at
Getting viewed and not messaged..... I blame El Niño.

The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, or my ridiculously huge bulging muscles which are clearly visible in all of my pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Non fiction

Peep Show, Parks & Rec, That Mitchell and Webb Look

Bob Dylan, Against Me!, Wavves, Typhoon, Youth Lagoon, Kishi Bashi, FIDLAR, Odesza, The Velvet Underground, The Thermals, Autre Ne Veut, Beirut, J Cole, Childish Gambino, Bill Withers, Sam Cooke, The Antlers, Phantogram, Waters, Surfer Blood, Neutral Milk Hotel, CCR... And more, but this is a good start.

Six things I could never do without
Social interaction
Sports (Cliché and typical, I know)
Good food
Taco Bell mild sauce
Did I mention Taco Bell Mild sauce?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- what I will be doing in 5 years
- Random useless demographics
- If you're going to eat that?
- What being color blind would be like
- If parents really think about their last name when they decide to name their child, "Harry"
- Where people are headed in their Hummer
- Why everyone is so interested in quantifying the Woodchuck's ability to chuck wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching the Blazer game and drinking a bottle of wine. Wait did I say bottle? I meant.... No I meant bottle... We all have our vices....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I Jaywalked.....
You should message me if
You realize that I may have more significant things to say about myself than an online summary and bullet point based profile portrays. I'm not big on writing about myself, sorry if you were expecting a novel. Also, you should be able to handle a healthy dose of sarcasm, but lets hope you've already picked up on that little tid bit.
The two of us