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My self-summary
"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care."

-Dennis Reynolds
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Real Estate Broker by day and a masked crime fighter by night...
I’m really good at
Keeping the conversation going, cheering you up, making peace.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that, apparently, it IS possible to get that much awesomeness into one person...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by authors Stephen King, George R R Martin, Dan Abnett, Graham McNeil, Douglas Adams, or Dan Simmons.
Movies: Directors Quentin Tarrantino, Christopher Nolan, Martin Scorsese, and the Zucker Brothers.
Music: Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Allman Brothers, and Beck.
Food: Anything on Buford Highway (not in the restaurants, but literally laying on Buford Highway).
Six things I could never do without
1) My beard
2) The loving support of all of my fans
3) My razor sharp wit
4) Oxygen
5) Brown Sugar Bacon from West Egg in Midtown
6) You
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tacos, skits for my imaginary sketch comedy show, my nieces, real estate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends at a pub, watching a movie, or watching a movie about being out with friends at a pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
With a great beard comes great responsibility...
You should message me if
You should message me if you are prepared to embark upon a magical journey to a land filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads....
The two of us