McBleezy
28Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I prefer black coffee to anything pumpkin-spiced, I drink my scotch neat, and I'm not interested in figuring out what the passcode to your phone is. Full disclosure though, I'm still kind of an asshole.

I also can't tell my right from my left. It's sure made online dating interesting!
What I’m doing with my life
Marketing consultant by day, trying to stop my dog from licking my laptop while I'm typing by night.
I’m really good at
Convincing people to do things. Forgetting to drop off my dry cleaning. Looking like I know where I'm going. Rapping Big Boi's portion of the song "Roses".

I'm sure there's like 1,398,479,383 other things I'm great at, but I'm also really modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I once had a guy say "You have abnormally small hands!" after shaking mine, so let's go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "Everything Matters!", "Othello", Kesey, Palahniuk, Wilde, among many others.
Movies: Die Hard, The Shawshank Redemption, Empire Records, Snatch, How to Train Your Dragon, and this one movie I saw on a plane one time that I can't remember the name of but I'm pretty sure Mark Ruffalo was in it.
Television: Whatever Netflix says is "recommended for me" which lately seems to be true crime documentaries.
Music: Anything with soul.
Food: Anything with cheese. Or like, just cheese.
Six things I could never do without
Caffeine, beer-and-shot specials, books, my dog, my passport, my biting wit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The NYC transit system and whether or not it's going to fuck me over today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Telling men I meet at bars about my promising career as a fighter jet pilot, marine biologist, dressage trainer, or various other packs of lies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I paid to see "Notorious" in the theater. Twice.
You should message me if
You have a really, really great pickup line, or a wealthy relative who is going to die soon.
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