28 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I prefer black coffee to anything pumpkin-spiced, I drink my scotch neat, and I'm not interested in figuring out what the passcode to your phone is. Full disclosure though, I'm still kind of an asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
I read stuff on the Internet and hang out with my dog a lot.

Oh, you write your job here. Marketing, I do marketing. Which is mostly reading stuff on the Internet.
I’m really good at
Convincing people to do things. Walking aggressively. Functioning on very little sleep. Rapping Big Boi's portion of the song "Roses".

I'm sure there's like 1,398,479,383 other things I'm great at, but I'm also really modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I once had a guy say "You have abnormally small hands!" after shaking mine, so let's go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "Everything Matters!", "Othello", Kesey, Palahniuk, Wilde, among many others.
Movies: Die Hard, The Shawshank Redemption, Empire Records, Snatch, How to Train Your Dragon, and this one movie I saw on a plane one time that I can't remember the name of but I'm pretty sure Mark Ruffalo was in it.
Television: Whatever Netflix says is "recommended for me" which seems to be true crime documentaries.
Music: Anything with soul.
Food: Anything with cheese. Or, you know, cheese.
The six things I could never do without
1. My charisma
2. My hair

Yeah that's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The NYC transit system and whether or not it's going to fuck me over today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Telling men I meet at bars about my promising career as a fighter jet pilot, marine biologist, dressage trainer, or various other packs of lies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I paid to see "Notorious" in the theater. Twice.
You should message me if
You want to date a woman, not have a girlfriend. Or, if you have a wealthy relative who is going to die soon.