Ok guys there are lot of things have changed and I think it's time to announce it. First of all I wanna note on my previous profile update which came off a little "not -everyone's type of humor". Ok I get that. I'm sorry if I offended somebody. Some people even commented on my religious joke:
"This is ridiculous" - Kamisha ,25 Brooklyn.
"It is absolutely unacceptable " - New York Times.
"Did he just steal my joke?" - the Family Guy editor.
"I like that! Can we add it to my tomorrow's speech ?" - Donald Trump.
"종교는 무엇인가?" -한국에서 임의의 사람
Ok I admit that maybe it was a little bit too much, but on the bright side if that made someone smile it's already paid off even if they never wrote me back.
But anyway back to business , I just moved from New York to East Stroudsburg PA and I love it!!! And you know what else I love even more than going on dates ? -renovation! Yes I'm doing it! I got a house of my dream and with every bang of my hammer every cut with my saw and every screw I screw and glue I glue and ... You get the idea! I love the idea of fulfilling the dream I've had since I was a child to build my own house in my own way with all these crazy design ideas I was stealing for many years from Manhattan working with the best architects and designers in the world. No joke here. Scroll down to my pictures that guy standing next to me would admit it. Nod nod.
So of course the renovation takes most of my time during the weekend and going on a date sometimes doesn't just fit in my schedule ( I'm sorry the blond girl from Bethlehem ).
But we can still work it out. If you're into designing or house decoration I'm pretty sure that could be a game changer after all. Besides you're so cute you don't really need to know how to sheetrock the walls lol
And I'm still keeping my old version of the profile in case you're not into anything above and just reading my profile by accident and you still don't know how you could make it so far...
Here it goes:
Well, how it goes, my friends would describe me as the baddest romantic viciously kind, illegally handsome, impudently humble, unfair smart, jealously witty, unreasonably stupid with a terrific size of heart. Hmm, would they really say that about me? lol If that's the case I love my friends.
show "impractical jokers", and of course I'm still not over "The Breaking Bad" fever, "The Walking Dead" gets me running alive every sunday, DIY network is my man thing don't even try to say anything about it right now, in the first place you're not allowed to watch that channel, this is for the men! Yes I said it and I meant it like George Bush meant when he said " I didn't know people in Spain speak mexican so well".
Fox Soccer is my religious channel. I sing the worship service songs every sunday or whenever the games is on. The temple is Met Life Stadium. By the way, not a lot of people know but Jesus Christ is back, his name is Zlatan Ibrahimović.
music (radio, ipad, my guitar, my singing)
...and the sixth thing
also i'll reveal a secret. I'm dreaming about building my own house off the grid
Or, you simply have dimples and they were seen during reading my profile. It is NOT OK to write me if you don't have dimples but still smiled.
Instruction for those who have dimples.
Step 1. If you are a dimpled female being that recently received a message from me, or you were the one who contacted me first and got a response back. Before continue any further conversation look in the mirror , make sure that you have those dimples and you're fully illegible to proceed the procedure of my heart conquer attempt.
Step 2. Do not panic if you got a message from me. It's not a proof that we are already talking or I'll ask you out. Here's an advise, consulate with an experienced friend (preferably dimpled as well), watch a romantic movie, take your time with selling your secrets.
Step 3. Continuously repeat Step 1!
Ok ok ok, seriously if you are not writing me back because of this dimple joke maybe we just shouldn't be talking if it's not your kind of sense of humor , especially when you don't have both (dimples and sense of humor) lol
Or you wanna play pool tonight.