33 Naperville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not originally from Chicagoland . I'm from a smaller town in central Illinois. Where I'm from, we talk to strangers and say what's on our mind. I never have a hidden agenda and I'm naturally curious about the people who cross my path.

If you watch Parks and Rec, I am a combination of Tom's humor, Andy's innocence, Ben's intellect and Ron's love of the outdoors and wiskey. If you don't watch the show, you should put it on while you have your morning Rasin Bran. The show is a great way to start the day and part of a balanced breakfast.

I easily get along with everyone except people who don't say "thank you" when doors are held open for them. I love all animals, dangerous situations, thunderstorms and thinking about the abstract.

If I had all the money in the world , I would collect PHDs, rock climb eveywhere, fly bad ass planes and privatize NASA. I would also end world hunger but that's obvious.

I'm constantly trying to come up with the next "Einstein" breakthrough. I like to think a lot ...hence the screen name. ENTP if you're interested.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing all kinds of stuff. I went to Illinois for finance and I'm actually using my degree, I manage money for a living. Watching the stock market is my everyday. If you need any advice, hit me up. I'm also expanding a business into other markets. I also enjoy working out and ALL forms of physical activity and I feel most relaxed when I'm in the outdoors. I Love camping and getting away from it all. My latest activity is working on my Ted Talk.
I’m really good at
I'm a mad scientist in the kitchen. I can take any recipe and put some unorthodox spin on it. In the summer you can catch me on the grill making something awesome.

If it's too cold for grilling, I have a breakfast in bed showcase that will make you want to stay in the covers all day. My Yelp reviews in the bedroom are unmatched. I'm talking about breakfast of course.

I'm also pretty good at making games out of nothing at all. If there's a one liner to be said , I say it . If there's an opportunity to laugh, I take it. If you're on the wrong side of a practical joke, most likely, I caused it. I'm a student of accents therefore imitations are my forte. If you randomly get a call from Barack Obama it's most likely me.

I'm often successful at fixing things, learning and understanding the obscure. I like the journey from ignorance to knowledge and if you're the same, lets talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is softer than a bunny's bottom. Not that I'm going around touching bunnies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Blink, The Snowball,The 5 love languages, Aziz Ansari - Modern Dating, Freakonomics, Blink, Tipping Point, David and Goliath, How to please women by Bea Arthur

TV Shows: The Andy Griffeth Show, Archer, 11.22.63, Big Bang, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn 9 9, New Girl, Modern Family, Blackish, The Goldbergs, Walking Dead, Through the Worm Hole, "Old School" Twilight Zone, Parks and Rec, Myth Busters, TNG/Voy/Ent, History or Drunk History , Documentaries on anything and Discovery Channel programs that don't involve Red Necks.

Movies: Back to the future 1 and 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Shawshank, Fight Club,Forrest Gump, Aurthur (Russle Brand) ,Indiana Jones 1 and 3, Star Trek (some of the old, all of the new) ,Interstellar , Madagascar

Food : anything healthy but with an occasional cheat day.

Music: absolutely anything. Even some country.
The six things I could never do without
-Interesting conversation
-Random adventures
-The outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding correlations between different people ,events and phenomena.
How we evolved from hieroglyphs to words to Acronyms to emoji's :( Sorry Darwin )
Was the movie "Idiocracy" a prophecy?
Space/time Theoretical Physics
Inventing stuff for infomercials
How , after centuries of existence, men still find flatulence hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for my next adventure, hanging with friends. Possibly a poker or game night. But if it's really cold outside, nothing beats a pillow fort with an abyss of blankets and a Netflix binge. Stranger Things: have you seen this?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll never get it outta me Copper ... mmmyeah see!
You should message me if
-have been told you're a good person
-like to think (Smart)
-have ever been called a nerd or weird
- give the wave when people let you merge
-can reciprocate questions
-smile whilst watching this...
-looking for a new friend to geek out with