About me : If you watch Parks and Rec, I am a combination of Tom's humor, Andy's innocence, Ben's nerdiness and Ron's love of the outdoors, wiskey and riddles. Most importantly, I have the loyalty and determination of Champion( the three legged dog). If you don't watch the show, you should put it on while you have your morning cereal. It's a great way to start the day and part of a balanced breakfast.
I'm not originally from Chicagoland . I'm from a smaller( but not small) city in central Illinois. Where I'm from, we talk to strangers, say what's on our mind and don't scoff at Pizza Hut. I'm laid back yet ambitious and I never have a hidden agenda. I'm naturally curious about the people who cross my path and what makes people tick.
I easily get along with everyone except people who don't say "thank you" when doors are held open for them. I love all animals, dangerous situations, thunderstorms and thinking about the abstract. I'm constantly trying to come up with the next "Einstein" breakthrough or at least invent something for the next infomercial. I came up with the robotic vacuum when I was 12. ENTP ( if you care)
If it's too cold for grilling, I have a breakfast in bed showcase that will make you want to stay under the covers all day. My Yelp reviews in the bedroom are unmatched. I'm talking about the breakfast of course. Or am I?
I'm also pretty good at making games out of nothing at all. Angie's List says , "He can make any situation at least 30% more fun. I've never laughed so hard at a funeral."
If there's an opportunity to laugh, I take it. If you're on the wrong side of a practical joke, I planned it. I'm a student of accents therefore, imitations are my forte. If you randomly get a call from Barack Obama or Morgan Freeman it's probably me.
I'm often successful at fixing things, learning anything and understanding the obscure. I like the journey from ignorance to knowledge and if you're the same, lets talk.
TV Shows: Westworld might be the best show ever.
The Andy Griffeth Show, Archer, 11.22.63, Big Bang, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn 9 9, New Girl, Modern Family, Blackish, The Goldbergs, Walking Dead, Through the Worm Hole, "Old School" Twilight Zone, Myth Busters, TNG/Voy/Ent, History or Drunk History , Documentaries on anything
Movies: Back to the future 1 and 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Shawshank, Fight Club,Forrest Gump, Aurthur (Russle Brand) ,Indiana Jones 1 and 3, Star Trek (some of the old, all of the new) ,Interstellar , Madagascar, Wall-E
Food : anything healthy but with an occasional cheat day.
Music: absolutely anything. Even some country.
How Humans evolved from hieroglyphs to words to Acronyms to emoji's :( Sorry Darwin )
If the movie "Idiocracy" was a prophecy
How , after millennia of existence, men still find flatulence hilarious.
Is Google becoming a crutch to mankind's "intelligence?"
Space/time Theoretical Physics
-got this far in my profile
-have ever been called a nerd or weird
-are nice to wait staff
-give "the wave" when people let you in their lane
-can reciprocate questions
-are looking for a new friend to geek out with
-smile whilst watching this...
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