33 Naperville, United States
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My self-summary
If you watch Parks and Rec, I am a combination of Tom's charm, Andy's innocence, Ben's intellect and Ron's love of the outdoors and wiskey. If you don't watch the show, may God have mercy on your soul.

I easily get along with anyone except the people who don't say "thank you" when doors are held open for them. I love all animals, dangerous situations, thunderstorms and thinking about the abstract.

If I had all the money in the world , I would collect PHDs, rock climb all over the world, fly bad ass planes and privatize NASA. I'm constantly trying to come up with the next "Einstein" breakthrough. I like to think a lot ...hence the screen name. ENTP if you're interested.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing all kinds of stuff. You're going to have to ask me but If I had to generically break it down... I went to Illinois for finance and I'm actually using my degree, I manage money for a living. If you need any advice, hit me up. I also enjoy working out and ALL forms of physical activity I feel most relaxed when I'm in the outdoors. Love camping and getting away from it all. I'm also currently working on a Ted Talk.
I’m really good at
I'm a mad scientist in the kitchen. I can take any recipe and put some "unorthodox spin" on it.
If it's too cold for grilling I have a breakfast in bed showcase that will make you want to stay in the covers all day.

I'm also pretty good at making games out of nothing at all. If there's a one liner to be said , I say it . If there's an opportunity to laugh, I take it. If your on the wrong side of a practical joke, most likely, I did it. I'm a student of accents therefore imitations are my forte. So, if you randomly get a call from Morgan Freeman it's most likely me.

I'm often successful at fixing , learning and understanding the obscure. I like the journey from ignorance to knowledge and if you're the same, show me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is softer than a bunny's bottom. Not that I'm going around touching bunnies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Blink, The Snowball, ,The 5 love languages, Aziz Ansari - Modern Dating, Freakonomics, Blink, Tipping Point

TV Shows: Archer, 11.22.63, Big Bang, Brooklyn 9 9, New Girl, Modern Family, Blackish, Walking Dead, Through the Worm Hole, "Old School "Twilight Zone, Parks and Rec, Myth Busters, TNG/Voy/Ent, History or Drunk History and Discovery Channel programs that don't involve Red Necks.

Movies: Back to the future 1 and 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Shawshank, Fight Club,Forrest Gump, Aurthur (Russle Brand) ,Indiana Jones 1 and 3, Star Trek (some of the old, all of the new) ,Interstellar ,

Food : anything healthy but with an occasional cheat day.

Music: absolutely anything. Even some country.
The six things I could never do without
-Interesting conversation
-Random adventures
-Pez ... No dispenser required
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Connections between different people and phenomena
How we evolved from hieroglyphs to words to Acronyms to emoji's :( Sorry Darwin )
Was the movie "Idiocracy" a prophecy?
Inventing stuff for infomercials
How , after centuries of existence, mankind still finds flatulence hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding my next adventure, possibly a pub or wiskey lounge but if it's really cold outside, nothing beats a pillow fort with an abyss of blankets and a fire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll never get it outta me copper ... Mmyeah see!
You should message me if
-have been told you're a good person
-like to think (Smart)
-have ever been called a nerd, geek or weird
-wave to people when they let you merge
-can reciprocate questions
-smile whilst watching this...