34Naperville, United States
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My self-summary
If you watch Parks and Rec, I am a combination of Tom's humor, Andy's innocence, Ben's nerdiness and Ron's love of the outdoors, wiskey and riddles. Most importantly, I have the loyalty and determination of Champion( the three legged dog). If you don't watch the show, you should put it on while you have your morning cereal. It's a great way to start the day and part of a balanced breakfast.

I'm not originally from Chicagoland . I'm from a smaller( but not small) city in central Illinois. Where I'm from, we talk to strangers, say what's on our mind and don't scoff at Pizza Hut. I'm laid back yet ambitious and I never have a hidden agenda. I'm naturally curious about the people who cross my path and what makes people tick.

I easily get along with everyone except people who don't say "thank you" when doors are held open for them. I love all animals, dangerous situations, thunderstorms and thinking about the abstract. I'm constantly trying to come up with the next "Einstein" breakthrough or at least invent something for the next infomercial. I came up with the robotic vacuum when I was 12. ENTP ( if you care)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing all kinds of stuff. I went to Illinois for finance and I'm actually using my degree, I consult and develop businesses into larger more efficient organizations. I know , boooooring. If you need any advice, hit me Up. I also enjoy working out and ALL forms of physical activity and I feel most relaxed when I'm in the outdoors. I Love camping and getting away from it all. My latest activity is working on a Ted Talk.
I’m really good at
I'm a mad scientist in the kitchen. I can take any recipe and put some unconventional spin on it. In the summer you can catch me on the grill making something awesome.

If it's too cold for grilling, I have a breakfast in bed showcase that will make you want to stay under the covers all day. My Yelp reviews in the bedroom are unmatched. I'm talking about the breakfast of course. Or am I?

I'm also pretty good at making games out of nothing at all. Angie's List says , "He can make any situation at least 30% more fun. I've never laughed so hard at a funeral."

If there's an opportunity to laugh, I take it. If you're on the wrong side of a practical joke, I planned it. I'm a student of accents therefore, imitations are my forte. If you randomly get a call from Barack Obama or Morgan Freeman it's probably me.

I'm often successful at fixing things, learning anything and understanding the obscure. I like the journey from ignorance to knowledge and if you're the same, lets talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is softer than a bunny's bottom. Not that I'm going around touching bunnies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Blink, The Snowball,The 5 love languages, Aziz Ansari - Modern Dating, Freakonomics, Tipping Point, David and Goliath, Drive, The Magical G-spot by Bea Arthur ( see who's paying attention)

TV Shows: Westworld might be the best show ever.
The Andy Griffeth Show, Archer, 11.22.63, Big Bang, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn 9 9, New Girl, Modern Family, Blackish, The Goldbergs, Walking Dead, Through the Worm Hole, "Old School" Twilight Zone, Myth Busters, TNG/Voy/Ent, History or Drunk History , Documentaries on anything

Movies: Back to the future 1 and 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Shawshank, Fight Club,Forrest Gump, Aurthur (Russle Brand) ,Indiana Jones 1 and 3, Star Trek (some of the old, all of the new) ,Interstellar , Madagascar, Wall-E

Food : anything healthy but with an occasional cheat day.

Music: absolutely anything. Even some country.
Six things I could never do without
1. Interesting conversation 2. Random adventures 3. The outdoors (rock climbing) 4. Laughing 5. Friends 6. Learning new things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Humans evolved from hieroglyphs to words to Acronyms to emoji's :( Sorry Darwin )
If the movie "Idiocracy" was a prophecy
How , after millennia of existence, men still find flatulence hilarious.
Is Google becoming a crutch for "intelligence?"
Space/time Theoretical Physics
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly a poker , game night or out with friends. But if it's really cold outside, there's nothing better than a pillow fort and Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll never get it outta me Copper ... mmmyeah see!
You should message me if
-got this far in my profile
-have ever been called a nerd or weird
-are nice to wait staff
-give "the wave" when people let you in their lane
-can reciprocate questions
-are looking for a new friend to geek out with
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