Do people really read? Hell no they don't, so I am just going to look at your pics and either mock you or grovel at your feet for acceptance... 🌄 Its what you do online, and why if you aren't a catfish don't usually need to waste your time bothered by vowels and consonants.
So Try to be hot... It's easy these days thanks to Cover Girl and Estee, not to mention all that photo editing you might be doing... Too rough? Well you know what I mean, so many smart phone selfie editing whores these days... You know if you are one...💋
Me: Go look at my pics... I look pretty good even though I put next to zero effort into trying. That's probably hypocritical since I like a girly girl that smells like roses and vanilla, skin as soft as Snuggles and whose teeth I can see my reflection on. But eh, I'm not looking for a carbon copy of me, even though if I was a gay guy, I would sooooo love me....
But I understand if you aren't because is a real man doesn't use emoji's 😎👾👎🌹
Well... Like the three other decent people over 30: I am wasting a few minutes, a few times a week, during times of boredom, on OkCupid looking at people who are most likely "nothing" like they appear in their profile, and sometimes helping them see the light...💡Why is this place so dark... 🌚
I do other things too like run a business, lucky me 🏤
How about my massive chest and shoulders... Who knows I work out a lot so at least I hope that they notice. They're really not that massive💪🏽
That baby face and cherub like demeanor that I exude... Can't you feel it?👶
Love shows though like Dexter, Southpark, The Five, have to add Breaking Bad as that was awesome... 💉
Music: Hell I was a DJ before so I like a lot of stuff, mostly though stuff I can dance too.💽
Food: I don't want to gross you out so I'll say I'm very open minded. 🍱But you can't enlighten me on cuisine, however I sure as hell can you...
Ohhh, wait! Can I take that all back and just say "you" 6 times ;;;) Heheheee💗
How much taxes I am going to be paying because Washington keeps @%#!ing things up...📊
Why is it that I often find myself believing what I see on TV...😜
Probably working on a cure for global hunger. Working on equality issues for women, since I come across so many disenfranchised and down trotted on here that it brings a tear to my eye. And most importanly taking care of orphans 👬 and kittens...🐱
You brush your teeth And bathe regularly 🛁
You have something to bring to the table other then two or more kids, no possibility of escaping the black hole that follows you, and an ex who can't even take your BS anymore 😋