Suuuuper sassy sarcastic (second/third gen American) Sicilian-Scot. Tits mcgee, dogs rule ...Chargers forever. Grow a beard. I'll have a Jameson. Blunt and true, no bullshit.
Cooking! I make a mean Sunday sauce (we pronounce it "sugu"), with meatballs (polpetti). I can throw together an amazing lasagna, cannelioni; and arancini. But also I make *the best* twice baked potatoes
Movies: Battle Royale, Supertroopers, Goon, La Vita é Bella, I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK, City of God, Oldboy (the original), Mama, Y Tu Mamá También, all LOTR, er'ry Harry Potter, Finding Nemo, everything old Disney, A River Runs Through It, Legends of the Fall, so many more
*if you're a bird, I'm a bird*
Shows: everything good. I'm serious.
Music: Grew up on classic rock, so I'm a sucker for it (saw Robert Plant & Jimmy Page on the Embarcadero ^__^). Prog rock, some metal, and 90s rock all have special places in my heart too. Love new alternative stuff (Cold War Kids are my favorite band ever, save Zeppelin, Tool, Atmosphere, Death Cab), but I'm also not opposed to top 40 - l love to dance.
"Eclectic," I guess.
Food: obviously Italian & Sicilian, Mexican, Thai, ramen, sushi, everything spicy. Is Sriracha a food group?
That's pretty much it. Everything else is unimportant/secondary to me without them.
-Like I said, if you don't show your face, nah, c'mon.
-Youre into negging or PUA (pick up artistry) or whatever. (Sad I have to write that.)
-It's ALL day every day gym. I have nothing against personal health, I of course support it. If your world completely revolves around it, I'm not game.
-You plan on telling me how well off you are. Don't care, I like eating burritos by the beach dude. Costs like $25 max if we get some carne asade fries too.
...Don't forget the hot sauce though cuz that's just game over.
As for "should message me if"'s:
-Honestly just don't be an ass. I've been *not* being an ass 90% (alright 79%) of my life and it's not hard. Be genuine. My name isn't "Sexy," "Baby," "Sweet Thang," or any variation of the same comments that would make me scoff and laugh at you if you called me such in public.
It's not even much to ask if you think about it.