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My self-summary
Really, if we're being honest from the start, I'm completely nuts.

Starting an instagram for my fitness journey/training others

IG: musclenmanners

However, Thank you for reading my profile. You could've been anywhere in the world, but you're choosing to learn about me. I appreciate that.

Hey there, how are you? I am Michael and I work as a Paramedic. I am one of the most ridiculous people you have ever come across. I'm pretty animated, and pretty awesome. I'm an incredibly good guy, and I suppose that I am also quite a butthole in a relatively charming type of way. However, I still believe very strongly in respect, kindness to strangers, and manners. Im very laid back but my humor is in the toilet or dark and twisted. I'm telling you, I'm pretty ridiculous, but always a funny guy. And sarcastic, very sarcastic. I'm decently handsome, and I've lost 50lbs this year alone. I swear I'm good people and I deserve a good woman.

And since everyone seems to have a problem with this, Ill get the next part out of the way... I don't really see why it's such an issue, but if it is, I'm not interested anyway. Family is always first.
I still live at home, but my mother is losing the ability to keep up her house and cannot do it alone. I help take care of things for her. I do not like having to sacrifice my independence. It's honestly maddening. But, it's my mother.

Lists are pretty cool...

- I love hockey
- Most of my problems are usually solved by Star Wars in one way or another.
- I've met the backstreet boys, twice.
- Black Sabbath was still my favorite show I've seen. Ozzy commands a crowd.
- Tech n9ne and I have had a few discussions.
- If that name means more than the song "Caribou Lou" to you, we'd get along amazingly well
- I enjoy a free mind politically and I am proudly independent.
- When I'm described its usually simply, "a really nice guy."
- I said nice, not dumb :)
- I was born at night, but not last night
- I'm a sidelined body builder.. Due to injuries I'll probably never be that big again. Which let me tell you, babes don't dig it anyway, but it was a lot of fun.
- I'm still socially liberal and believe soundly in the core democratic value of, "pursuit of happiness"
- Even before my brother came out, I believed in choice, for those who didn't chose who they are.
- I'd say I'm a pretty smart guy and a complete goof.
- I carry a couple extra around, but I hold it well.
- As every human being I enjoy to listen to music.
- I really love dogs.
- Loyalty means more than a lot to me. I'm fiercely loyal myself to family and friends
- In her I'm looking for my beautiful girl who's compassionate, is very kind and respectful to strangers. Intelligence is so sexy. And she's gotta smile often and love to laugh!

Can't tell you all my secrets
So write me and we can share a few!

I could list off the favorites like movies, music, and ways to my heart, but instead let's share ours and agree mine are better!

If you can handle what an awesome nice guy I am, we should talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Im a Paramedic
I’m really good at
Listening, making people laugh, even when they are at their worst, and being a good friend. If I care about you, I will do anything in my power to help you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and charming smirk. Babes dig it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love reading anything involving History, I love to learn. I am a nerd. I dont really get into Fictional stories. As far as movies go I love The Warriors Casino Goodfellas Oceans 11 Oceans 13 The Bourne Trilogy Star Wars and probably some Im forgetting.

TV, I dont watch much, but when I do its, Scrubs Simpsons Family Guy and Political Satire like the Daily Show and The Colbert Report

I LOVE Music. I couldnt do without it. My favorite Genre is classic rock and the Backstreet boys. Seriously.
Six things I could never do without
Helping Others
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, relaxing, or over a friends house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
To a stranger? I guess the whole Straight Male enjoying a boy band.
You should message me if
You like muscles I guess: I'm big
The two of us