26 Portage, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a perpetual loser. Some have described me as a hooker, with a heart of gold. Others have said things like, "Who invited that guy?" and "Do you think that mentally challenged boy can talk to animals?"
What I’m doing with my life
I moved here a couple years ago. Right now I'm trying my hand at independence. Trying to cut my teeth and grow up in the big, scary world. I plan on (hopefully) going back to school in the spring semester. If everything goes well, I plan on doing this right about when the student loans come crashing down around my head, and I have nowhere to hide from crippling debt. Oh, and to improve myself intellectually, or whatever.
I’m really good at
Reading books, enjoying cold ones, playin' vidya games, nerd hammering (both in a recreational and professional context), writing poetry, uppercuts, writing poetry about uppercuts, and throwing my foot into my mouth (not literally, though, if that's what you were excited about).
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people notice my huge dong, the money I have (a lot), or my laser vision. If it's not any of those, it's my bombastic personality, or the cut of my jib.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a lot of books, movies, etc. But why would I tell you everything here? That's up to us to find out.

My favorite food: fine cheeses, or whatever is placed in front of me.
On a typical Friday night I am
dispensing vigilante justice upon evil doers' faces.
You should message me if
If you're a nice dame with real ace gams.