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My self-summary
Update: I noticed my pictures were old so I updated some new ones. Now I am old but at least some of the pictures aren't.

What can I say that you haven't heard a million times before? I have the heart of a poet, the brain of a scientist, the eye of an artist, the spleen of an architect, the tibia of a garbage man, the skull of a janitor. Needless to say my freezer is getting quite full.

I have heard that I am a genius and a fantastic lover, OK I said it but I was listening when I said it so also add great listener.

I don't mean to brag, but I am a mammal. I think we can all agree on that. I produce carbon dioxide but only for the benefit of plants. As you can see from my picture I look like Brad Pitt, well we have the same number of eyes, noses, mouth etc. but after that it takes a serious left turn. I maintain a constant teddy bear shape. Think of a pear or an apple. I do bike about 120Km+ a week but I am still pear shaped.

I am single, no kids and these days I mostly just ride my bike.
In 2016I rode 4,914.88 km, 3,853.47 of that from April 1 to October 30th. I am shooting for 5000km or more in 16. I hope to skip breaking bones this year. It has been a few years since I broke bones, and I am not nostalgic for it. I also retired, which hopefully will give me the freedom to do all that stuff I always wanted to do, but I guess we will see.

I have lived a lot of places throughout Europe and the US and a few in Canada. If you are bored sometime I will list them for you.

I have never been abducted by aliens. I have been known to play harmonica and Tibetan finger symbols and once a triangle. I was told it was an acute triangle but it really wasn't my type. Oops math joke, that was probably too geeky. Although I was told for years it was a very important number, I have never found a use for PI, maybe I am just too rational.

I guess this part will be informative but I mostly just want to see what happens when I put those double square brackets around things. I am into Movies, Port, Comedy Clubs. I am a fan of Pubs. I worked in restaurants in my youth so I can and I enjoy Cooking. I am into Extreme Cuddling and Pan Dimensional Trade Agreements. I have been known to give Foot Rubs that made people change their religion, although I do question their initial dedication. I am looking for somebody on this wretched planet that can make a decent Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster ( I can hold my breath for up to two minutes but I have never found a reason to do that. I believe I could design a corduroy balcony cover, but I have never done so. There are all the normal things like Reading and Breathing I am into as well of course.

I know everybody is looking for "THE ONE", I guess I am too, but I don't really know many people in the area so I am pretty much up for anything from hanging out, going to movies etc. to something more serious.

I know I want somebody who can hold up their end of a conversation. I want somebody with a good sense of humor and and at least a reasonable sense of adventure. I am open to being wooed by rich super models but then again I would prefer they had a sense of humor and a brain.

I am pear shaped, carbon based, and non-toxic
What I’m doing with my life
What a weird question. I don't know anybody so driven that they know what they are doing with their lives. I think you can only know what you have done and plan what you will do, but what you are doing is the living part that happens while you are making plans.

It could be people just don't wear enough hats anymore. Fishy Fishy Fishy Fish.
I’m really good at
Solving complex technical problems. Useful in my line of work, not usually considered entertaining on a date.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am a bipedal mammal. Most people notice that immediately. Although they never mention it, I am sure most people notice I don't have a tattoo of a snake on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - it is difficult to pick a favorite, there are so many. Food, it depends I go through phases, Indian is good, Thai, Western it all depends.

Movies. I think Memento, it is intelligent and fun. Life Is Beautiful, Snatch, The Princess Bride, Sin City. Much to my surprise I really like The Way with Martin Sheen. It isn't typically something I would go in for. I also ended up like a similar movie, Wild. Of course I like all of the Python movies.

I don't count epics like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or Terminator series as "Movies", they are too big. I guess they should be their own category. You may have picked up on it, but yes I enjoy Monty Python, Douglas Adams etc.
Six things I could never do without
Oxygen Water Gravity Protein Vitamins Sunshine

I guess there is probably something more personally insightful I should put here but everything else I can think of I have done without at one time or another and survived. Humans are very adaptable and as it turns out there is a very small list of thinks you could never actually do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- what to write in this box
- if you put root beer in a square cup is it just beer?
- if you went back in time and killed Hitler before he came to power would those little mustaches be in style?
On a typical Friday night I am
Relatively Random. This isn't limited to Friday nights, but they didn't ask about any other days.

Unless this is a more metaphysical question, then yes indeed on a Friday night, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never been convicted of a felony crime. I don´t have a secret identity. I am worshiped as a minor super hero on the planets orbiting Alpha Orionis. Every day, at home or in public, under my clothes, I am naked.
You should message me if
If you ever enjoyed the feeling of mud squishing between your toes.
If you ever wondered what the hell jello is made of.
If you have days where you feel like an ant and wonder where the kid with the big magnifying glass is.
If you feel you are being watched by a duck (anatidaephobia)

Or you feel like it

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