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My self-summary
PLEASE have a sense of humor or at least be able to laugh.......Dating is a lot like riding a Pony....which doesnt sound Dangerous but this Pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws

I'm extremely playful, Intelligent, almost impossible to piss me off unless i give a crap about you and you are doing something incredibly stupid you will most likely not see me mad. I'm not really a jealous person. I have no Vices I'm drug free i don't drink I take care of myself. I'm always looking for new interesting people to be friends with and easy to get along with. I hate overly anal people so if your a tight wad me and you will not mix at all. I'm very hard working when I'm motivated.....Id also like to add im a Mix between Rocker, Nerdy, and maybe a dash of Jock but not much lol. I love football and i enjoy going to the gym and riding bikes and all that but you wont see me walk around covered in baby oil asking people if they lift and saying the word "Bro". Im Sarcastic beyond measure I will of course hold back as much as humanly possible. Im Cuddly, I Stay crunchy in milk, 100% USDA inspected Man Beef......I like to laugh a lot to and have weird conversations. If your looking for MR Serious or Ghetto thug superstar or a Redneck Romeo (ok if your looking for a redneck Romeo unless your related to him your SOL) then im just not for you. Also if your into pretty boys who spend all day staring at their abs and geling up their hair again Thats not me....

with all that said i do have to say trying online Dating is a extremly humbling experience. I mean i never thought of myself as the hottest guy on the planet not even close but either the women on here are over the top picky here or i need to save up for plastic surgery. Im not sure if its because i shave my head or what but I feel like an ice cube salesmen in antarctica during the middle of winter. I understand we all have our base qualifiers for what we find attractive like mine is i just cant like fat/large women it just doesnt do it for me because i work out several times a week and try my best to stay within a decent weight range but Im starting to think unless you have 6 pack abs and a 6 figure salary your just SOL on dating websites
What I’m doing with my life
fighting my never ending fight with Coat hangers my arch enemy, balancing my love for food and Sugar with the maintaining my weight (cmon calorie free pizza), trying to live in the moment and not dwell in the past
I’m really good at
Fighting Zombies......... Okay, besides fighting zombies I'm good
at entertaining, conversations, debating, goofing off, sleeping,
cooking and midget tossing.

I also have a VERY over active imagination
The first things people usually notice about me
The guy behind me?? Ummmmmm, yeah. Honestly I really don't know.
I'm gonna guess it's my personality. Oh! Also the fact that I'm
Awesome, like Superhero awesome, which in turn makes me
AMAZING!!!!! Its true I learned how in a book called "How to be
AMAZING". But seriously, I dunno. Not sure how other people
perceive me. I mean its not like I get maced upon saying, "hi" but
I don't have girls screaming to see me either. haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Anne Rice books. The entire Vampire Chronicles was amazing,Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series, Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Those were my Favorite Fantasy type books I've read. I'm really
into Ghost investigation books, strange paranormal activity and
mysterious of that sort. I also enjoy books on animals and
Technological advances. Movies: Horror, comedy, sci-fi, some drama,Action... yeah, anything other than romance.

Fav movies are:
1. The Crow
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (I wish i could find my Clementine)
3. Braveheart
4. Labyrinth
5. Legend
6. Princess Bride (Whaaaat?1? I liked it)
7.Clerks 2
8. Avengers
9. Batman The Dark Knight

Food: I normally eat healthy, but I LOVE
pizza......pepperoni and mushroom pizza, that is. I <3 candy. I
can be a bit of a sugar freak. I honestly try to stay away from
most fast food.

Music: Is a HUGE thing. Without breaking it all
down: Rock, Industrial, Punk, 80's, Metal, Alternative, Adult
alternative....You get the idea.
Fav bands are as follows (well top 9 any way)
1. Nirvana
2. Nine inch Nails
3. Tori Amos
4. Rob Zombie
5. Counting Crows
6. Flogging Molly/Rancid/Perfect circle (its a 3
way tie for 6th)
7. Drop kick Murphys
8. ever clear
9. Gaslight anthem
Six things I could never do without
a hot shower
a comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what went wrong???

History stuff.

Why this person in front of me is driving so freaking slow and or retarded, How in the hell did that retard get that amazingly hot girl
On a typical Friday night I am
I just worked all day and I'm single so not much of anything. I'm
not a huge club or bar person(i do enjoy going out to play pool at bars though) but if my friends want to hang out
there, I will. If I have my choice in things its either going to a
concert, dinner, a movie or a Cruise or a Theme park, the zoo....a museum would be awesome as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im the 5th doctor that never agrees about anything the other doctors agree on when asked, I'm not a huge fan of snakes. I'm not scared, I
just don't like them. and my Mortal enemy is coat hangers!

Im addicted to sugar.....ok that's not a "Private" thing but im listing it here again......ok I will admit more on this....Sugar is like my Crack and im just a lonely hooker walking up and down the highway displaying my goodies for Gummy bears

Women with Jiffy feet really erk me for some reason....this is not saying i have a foot fetish because i dont but i do prefer women with clean non dirty non screwed up feet
You should message me if
You enjoy weird conversation :) You're intelligent, you're not anal
or overly sensitive....youre actually nice and want a friend or will possibly be interested in dating me......Im not a horrible guy just give me a chance all im asking....

Im brand new to your city i dont know many people so id love for just some advice on what to do where to go and all from Jacksonville FL but trust me its about as much fun there as a colorblind person playing twister.
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