38West Palm Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I'd like to find one cute girl that likes to hang around, loaf, watch movies & tv, simple, honest, and relaxed.

If you think you're weird, that's probably a good thing. Normal people scare me. Having issues is cool! Acting like "you have it all together" takes too much energy, so please be yourself, because i will.

I can usually make anyone laugh, I like my sense of humor (I even went to college for it). I'm artistic, dark, eccentric, creative, honest, loyal, serendipitous, antsy, mellow. I'm into electronic music, jazz, art, culture. INTP seeking INxx
What I’m doing with my life
I just left New York City where I ran a cat hospital to live in West Palm Beach, Florida. Currently I am working on creating a business where I will travel back and forth from Amsterdam to USA.

Previously, I worked in the circus. In my spare time I write sketch comedy and DJ.
I’m really good at
Talking to animals with my mind. Enjoying irony. Being a geek. Keepin' it real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Shawahank Redemption, Goodfellas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, The Breakfast Club, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Goonies, Field of Dreams, Big Fish

TV: Too many to list. The Wire.

Comedy: Louis CK, Hannibal Buress, Seinfeld, Chappelle, Chris Rock, Marc Maron, Larry David, Anthony Jeselnik, many others

Music: I love so much music! I am a professional DJ. I usually listen to chill electronica.

Books: Lord of the Flies, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Hunter S. Thompson stuff

Food: Sushi. Vietnamese Sandwiches. Anything with Old Bay seasoning. Eggs. Cheese. One piece of each thing from a salad bar.

Online: reddit, cracked, twitter, thinkprogressive, soundcloud

Shapes: rhombus
Six things I could never do without
Comedy and funny stuff
Unfiltered conversations
A computer and the Internet
My dj gear and music
Sleep and laying around
The word "and" because it magically makes two things count as one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How terrible most people are at online dating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Comedy club, open mic, a pub, or just staying in watching movies or tv.
You should message me if
You want to say I and talk to a random person such as myself.
The two of us