Meowtech
37 West Palm Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I'd like to find one cute girl that likes to hang around, loaf, watch movies & tv, simple, honest, and relaxed. The first step is to meet and hang out. If we become friends 😎. If we become more than friends, 😎 .

If you think you're weird, that's probably a good thing. Normal people scare me. Having issues is cool! Acting like "you have it all together" takes too much energy, so please be yourself, because I will.

I'm 37, although I look younger.
I can usually make anyone laugh, I like my sense of humor (I even went to college for it). I'm artistic, dark, eccentric, creative, honest, loyal, serendipitous, antsy, mellow. I'm into electronic music, jazz, art, culture.
What I’m doing with my life
I just left New York City where I ran a cat hospital to live in West Palm Beach, Florida. Currently I am working on creating a business where I will travel back and forth from Amsterdam to USA.

Previously, I worked in the circus. In my spare time I write sketch comedy and DJ.
I’m really good at
Talking to animals with my mind. Enjoying irony. Being a geek. Keepin' it real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Shawahank Redemption, Goodfellas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, The Breakfast Club, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Goonies, Field of Dreams

TV: Too many to list. Lots of stand-up comedy specials. Louis CK, Hannibal Buress, Seinfeld, Chappelle, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer

Music: I love so much music! I am a professional DJ. I usually listen to chill electronica.

Books: Lord of the Flies, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Hunter S. Thompson stuff

Food: Sushi. Vietnamese Sandwiches. Anything with Old Bay seasoning. Eggs. Cheese. One piece of each thing from a salad bar.

Online: reddit, cracked, facebook, thinkprogressive, soundcloud

Shapes: rhombus
The six things I could never do without
Comedy and funny stuff
Unfiltered conversations
A computer and the Internet
My dj gear and music
Sleep and laying around
The word "and" because it magically makes two things count as one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How terrible most people are at online dating. 1) honesty. You have to be real and stop pretending you're something you're not. You're just another single human. 2) women are the choosers. All women get the upper hand on who they want to talk to. That's why guys are tired of trying, because women do the ignoring too. If you're a woman, and you are interested, you have to message and say "hi. What's up. I'm interested. Let's chat."
On a typical Friday night I am
Comedy club, open mic, a pub, or just staying in watching movies or tv.
You should message me if
In a first conversation we can talk about exactly what we're looking for. No need to waste time dancing around what we want. I want a specific situation and you may be open to it. Feeling good, no pressure, honest, simple, satisfaction, comfort. Message me.
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