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My self-summary
I can't dunk a basketball so if being tall is one of your pre-reqs then I'm regretfully inadequate.

This about sums everything up:
What I’m doing with my life
Currently trying to dunk this fucking basketball here and quick matching on OKC. If I hit your profile a bunch of times I'm not stalking you, I swear!

I also do the whole 9-5 thing and all the adult responsibilities that come with that so I can support my rock n roll lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Poker (all games, not just Hold 'Em)
Obscure rhythm video games
Tastefully swearing
Sleeping on couches
Making chicken wings
Slinging SIP and pushing packets
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea but I'm guessing my absolutely incredible fashion sense and sculpted dirty-blonde hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I like all your standard classic rock/metal/punk bands but my favorite band is Ween - if you like Ween then by all means please message me. I'm perpetually in the process of building my Spotify profile up, check it out and let me know if there are any artists I should add:

I also absolutely love Slow Jamz, JCore, and Shoegaze regardless of the artist. I've been unironically getting into Vaporwave lately too!

Movies: Quentin Tarantino flicks and goofy documentaries like King of Kong but I'll watch just about anything!

TV: Comedies like Always Sunny, the big AMC and HBO dramas, and stuff from the 90s that's all coming back thanks to the magic of Kickstarter.

Podcasts: Most of the McElroy family of podcasts (MBMBaM, Adventure Zone, you know - those guys!), Super Best Friends, Serial, Judge John Hodgman.
Six things I could never do without
Stuff I like
Stuff I don't like - we all gotta bitch about something!
The Internet
A nice glass of bourbon on a warm summer night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make my music collection any more pretentious and how I can improve myself just a little bit each and every day.
On a typical Friday night I am
This about sums up my typical Friday night:

Definitely not work safe, but why would you be on OkCupid at work anyway?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Aaron Rodgers and Michael C. Hall are handsome-ass men and I genuinely enjoy watching Project Runway.
You should message me if
Wanna go to a show? Hit up a gallery on First Friday? Grab a drink on Mass Ave or maybe get some coffee?

Don't be shy, confidence is a turn-on! I work in IT so if it's nerdy I've probably heard of it and I probably like it; I'm always down for some nerd chat!
The two of us