26 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Awkward but charming. Probably more charming than awkward.

I work in tech, but I came to it from a background in the social sciences. A few years ago I went "woah, all this computer stuff is changing the way we live but I don't understand any of it" and set out to figure out how it all works. I still don't understand most of it, but now I build websites for a living and occasionally dream in code, so that's cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out how to have a stable job (no more freelancing! someday!), a stable relationship, and an apartment that doesn't have ants. I currently only have one out of those three things, but I've heard good things about sugar/borax ant traps.

(I promise the ants aren't because I'm gross. I'm not gross.)
The first things people usually notice about me
The owner of my favorite pizza place once told me that I have "the manner and demeanor of an international art thief."

I choose to believe that my glamorous life of crime is the first thing that all people notice about me.

(But in reality, it's probably that I smile a lot.)
The six things I could never do without
Vitamin D
Long dark skirts
Public transportation
Other humans to love
You should message me if
Being into nonmonogamy is a prerequisite for dating me. So is being honest and kind.

Bonus points if you're queer and/or kinky. I've some things I'd like to try, maybe with you. (Negative bonus points if you're kinky in that "I'm dominant in bed and you're a pretty girl who's into kink THEREFORE YOU WILL SUBMIT TO ME OBVS" kinda way.)