Meta_Outlaw
33 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Bartending poet, reluctant extrovert, Missouri transplant, liberal extraordinaire. I split my time between pragmatism and idealism. I'm straight forward and finally know what I want out of life.

Lets go to the museum, grab some coffee, hit up a Bernie rally, and then grab some beers!
What I’m doing with my life
Well I don't know OKC, thanks for making me question myself!

I'm a Bernie Sanders delegate for my precinct. Trying to do more politically than posting political memes and showing up to vote.

Indoor gardening. I have a lot of plants. My window sill's are basically mini jungles.

Not reading enough.

But I'm writing again after a long hiatus. Feeling inspired as of late; Finally think I've made it out of the wilderness.
I’m really good at
All the things breakfast. Omelets, hash browns, and bloody mary's! That is, if you want breakfast around 11am.

Also:
Making lists
not completing them
Creating new cocktails
Writing poems
quiz games
random facts
redundancy
observational humor
sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair and the subsequent resemblance it gives me to a particularly well-known religious figure. I had to flee the Midwest, they were going to crucify me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Still Life with Woodpecker, Bright Lights Big City, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Narcissus and Goldmund, On the Road, Dharma Bums, the Sun also Rises, The Prophet, Sirens of Titan, Waiting for Godot

Movies: the Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind, Guardians of the Galaxy, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Royal Tennenbaums, Lawrence of Arabia,

TV: The Blacklist, Dexter, Boston Legal, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and all the Star Trek.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, the Kinks, the Talking Heads, Tom Waits, Bill Withers, Neil Young, Foo Fighters, T. Rex, Them Crooked Vultures, David Bowie, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Modest Mouse,
The six things I could never do without
Since food, air, water, family and friends and all that jazz is obvious and necessary, I'll go with more superfluous things I enjoy:

writing
literature
good beer
sushi
good conversation
Rock & Roll
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Richard Brautigan sums it up for me quite well:

"I like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.

I like to think
(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computers
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.

I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal
brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace."
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching people make fools of themselves and wishing I was one of them. The bartender's life can be a lonely one.
You should message me if
Obviously if you find me interesting and attractive. We all know why we're here, no need to be shy.
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