30 Lacey, United States
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My self-summary
I try to live each day as though it may be my last. It makes life more precious that way,

I drive with the windows down and the volume up.

I set three alarms for the morning to wake up. That way, when the first goes off, I know I've got one hour left to sleep.

I feel like Amish people are the original hipsters.

My biggest fear is colossal squid.. Seriously. Clowns are a close second.

I'm assertive, confident, and quick-witted. I'm not shy - at all.

I'm usually the first person to volunteer for something.

When I was a kid I wanted to be many things: a zookeeper, ventriloquist, comedian, actor, archaeologist, Egyptologist, professional baseball player, but most importantly, Special Agent Fox Mulder from the X Files.

It's been a long time since I've seen a good horror film.

If I could take one item with me on a deserted island, it would be a book.

I do many voice impressions. I've pretty much nailed most of the Family Guy cast. Several people have told me that if Seth MacFarlane ever dies, I've got a job.

I drink a lot of coffee - black.

I am fond of bold flavors, and am always on the hunt for the perfect Buffalo sauce.

I'm German, English, and Irish. That makes me organized, charming, and alcoholic. (Not really an alcoholic, but I can hold my liquor.)

Still reading? I'm impressed.

I got my B.A. in Sociology, but my minor is in Classical Latin. Why? Why not?

Robert Browning is my favorite poet.

I cook all the time.

Sometimes I feel like this site is as pointless as Drew Carey's hand-held microphone on The Price is Right.

I'm rather fond of quotes and wordplay.

Sometimes I look up at the stars, and ask myself, "what the hell is wrong with Lady Gaga?" Okay, I understand someone trying to be avant-garde, but she's ridiculous.

Harpsichord is my favorite musical instrument, but I rarely listen to it. I play the drums, though.

Seriously, you're still reading? You ARE persistant, aren't you?

Well, if you've managed to make it this far, you must be interested. So what are you waiting for, then? Shoot me a message already!
What I’m doing with my life
Selling cars and saving cash for a trip to Rome.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My surprisingly firm ass.

Hell if I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is all trivial to me, as my taste changes over time. Let's find out together.
The six things I could never do without
My job.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time wondering where all of the honest people went.
On a typical Friday night I am
Singing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never been in a relationship where I haven't been continuously lied to.