37 Milwaukee, United States
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My self-summary
I'd rather meet humans and have them summarize me than do it myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Peddling hardware and working on my house.
I’m really good at
I'm a jack of all trades master of none kind of guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, so there's that. People say I'm smart, but don't believe them. It's just a facade. I've been faking smart since grade school. I'm very opinionated, but I try to keep an open mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are okay, but I prefer comics.

I am easily distracted by shiny objects. If there is a TV on, I will be drawn to it like a moth. It's unfortunate.

I use music as a tool to get me moving; therefore, it must be fast and loud.

I consume whatever is put in front of me. If I don't eat it, it is probably inedible.
The six things I could never do without
Chinese Labor
The Green Bay Packers
Star Trek The Next Generation
Grain Alcohol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space exploration, business ventures, competitive robotics, and football.
On a typical Friday night I am
On Wednesdays I play Dungeons and Dragons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear snuggies backward around the house.
You should message me if
You would like to do a thing in real life.